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Rebel Transmissions: In The Name Of The Rebellion

You ready for some more Rebels discussion? I know I am! The season continues on with just too much awesomeness and I need to talk all ’bout it! Let’s get started on all that there is to write on In The Name Of The Rebellion!

Contains spoilers from Rogue One and Rebels episodes Ghosts Of Geonosis and In The Name Of The Rebellion.

So first of all, now we know Chopper is not a fan of bathtime XD This revelation made me laugh so hard I almost forgot to fangirl over the very very huge deal that is YAVIN 4! But don’t worry once I saw the lush green jungle-forests and magnificent temples, it’s all I could do but fangirl. There are so many beautiful planets in the SW galaxy I tend to forget how beautiful Yavin — one of its first and oldest worlds — is, and it’s an amazing reminder again how everything connects. On top of all this nostalgia we get a wonderful family reunion! Zeb leading the welcome wagon, Sabine following that up with a loving sisterly punch, getting to say “hi” to Rex, and just how utterly happy Hera is to see her family home again… there are good vibes everywhere (y’know, aside from the near crash and stuff.) and I can’t get enough of it!! Of course, this episode isn’t all good vibes, but In The Name Of balances so well all these elements. From smiles to laughter, from tears to frustration, from complete drama to fear, from great danger to beautiful hope, it’s all there in the course of 44 minutes and it is an amazing, perfectly Star Wars-y mixture that, like say, I cannot get enough of right now.
Also the Rebel Alliance really does look good on Kallus! Not surprised tho… after all, the Rebs are definitely the better-dressed of the two sides 😛 But all dumb fangirling aside, it’s great seeing him embrace his new career and new lease on life!

I’ve said before how much I’m fascinated by what Rogue One introduced — the realization that the Rebellion isn’t always all that unified, and that not everyone’s automatically a hero just because they’re a part of it. This episode got to further dig into these concepts and it’s really interesting and intriguing watching everyone grapple with what’s right and what’s wrong in this war that’s not officially a war. Mon Mothma and Saw Gerrera’s verbal confrontation was so well-written and so on fire on both ends it gave me chills. And to see Ezra, Sabine, and even Hera struggle with how to go about rebelling in the right way, but in also a way that actually makes a difference… it really adds a lot to their stories as well as to my understanding of this war. It’s sometimes a lot to wrap my mind around, but I love it all the same, and the richness it brings to this epic episode.

And ohhh my, how’s about all those Jalindi shenanigans? Ezra’s acting skills completely backfiring had me laughing so hard. I think I got to the point I couldn’t breathe after he gave that awkward little wave to the light cruiser XD XD There’s a lot of bad timing involved and the odds are not in their favor too much, but yet it was such a pleasure to watch! Not to mention there were some truly great stormtrooper screams in this one — so embarrassingly high and goofy! 😂 Of course, the first part’s climax wasn’t all fun and games, there were some serious high stakes and a lot of epicness going around. Kanan guiding Hera through the clouds was just too many kinds of wonderful. and says so infinitely much about their bond and Kanan’s growth in the Force. Also excuse my fan-outburst but SAW’S GOT A U-WING!!!! Somehow it’d slipped my mind how insanely cool they are and now I won’t forget it again. Yeah, Gerrera and Edrio Two-Tubes make quite an entrance… and quite an explosive exit (yes I’m sure that that line is overused but it really is the best way to describe anything involving rhydonium). This unexpected detour got me excited to see where this adventure would lead, but I couldn’t help but figure Ezra and Sabine were about to learn a tough lesson today…

Yeah we need to talk about Saw. I was so excited to see him again, and then it was quickly made clear that his morals have become a little more… blurred… than they were on Geonosis. Suddenly it was a lot harder to root for him. He still delivered some stellar wit and some genuinely admirable Rebel fire several times throughout the episode, moments that made me smile and chuckle and nod like “yeah you do that thing Saw!”. But the scale was tipping a bit more in the “extremist” end this time around. Sorry, but putting your goals, even good ones, before of the value of life is really not OK. At all. Even so, it was still good getting to see SWR further connecting with Rogue One, and learning more and more about this fierce, broken Rebel, who I’m so glad has had so much more story to tell since The Clone Wars. I hope we might see him again before the finale. Just maybe next time without any further shooting stunning incidents.

So there they were — our three brave heroes led to something mysterious behind a locked door. All that mattered to me at that moment is finding out what’s behind the door and why it’s “singing”.
And then we see a DEATHTROOPER.
With that frightening dark helmet and that harsh, loud, not-a-melodious-song-whatsoever sound of their com chatter coming at me out of the blue, my literal reaction was a spooked “AHH!“. I knew beforehand we’d be seeing deathtroopers, and I was really excited because as intimidating and frightening as they are, they’re still utterly cool. I just didn’t expect to see them so suddenly. That’s the power of good writing and film editing right there. Not to mention solid sound and voice work, because they sound just as cool and terrifying as ever. As a whole the entire scene with the deaths was a perfect combination of coolness and terror, the kind of scene that SW has always done so well. If I can’t get more Saw then at least I hope we can hang with some more of these guys!

Oh, and I’m pretty sure Chopper’s response to “…you’re a very kind little droid.” could only be one thing:
“He don’t know me very well, do he?” XD
Still, watching him step up and take on them ‘troopers, while delivering his signature sass all the way was pretty awesome 🙂

OK so I have a few ponderings on the kyber crystal. First of all, I’d like to know the story behind Ezra’s current blade even more so now. Like a lot. And where did the Empire even find this huge thing? Where do they find the huge thing they end up using?? And finally, because we’ve learned from Rogue One that that kyber crystals are clear to those not Force-sensitive, and the color they take on (in Jedi circumstances) is based on who the crystals connect with, then is this particular crystal green because it’s briefly connected with Ezra? Dang I hope they covered that on the last Recon I haven’t watched it yet. Hehe yes I owe Rogue One and The Freemaker Adventures for giving me this recent insatiable curiosity with kybers. But anyway yeah it’s pretty scary how close they come to finding out. It’s easy enough to think that the Death Star came right out of left field, but interestingly enough… it might not’ve been entirely. You learn something new every day with Star Wars!

So yeah I’m still beyond amazed how they’ve been opening up the season so far. Like just so much wow! I’m sorry I can’t write about it fast enough sometimes. But for sure there will be more Transmissions on your way next week 🙂

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

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Rebel Transmissions: Ghosts Of Geonosis

All right, it’s Transmission time again! Get comfy because I betcha this’ll be a long one. But perhaps the longest posts have the most interesting stuff to talk about…
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Rogue One, Episode IV, the TCW “Onderon Rebellion” arc and TCW episode Legacy Of Terror, and Rebels episodes The Honorable Ones, Imperial Supercommandos, and Ghosts Of Geonosis

The Ghost crew has a pretty huge mission ahead of them today, delivered by Bail Organa himself. After the crew-fam found Geonosis virtually lifeless a while back, the mini-Alliance sent a squad in to investigate. Now they’ve lost contact with the squad, and it’s up to Hera and company to find ’em again. Rex, Kanan, Ezra, and Chopper head out into the underground hoping to find the Rebs and their leader, Saw Gerrera. So yes I could talk about Saw for a long long while. He’s never failed to be an utterly fascinating individual, from his earliest days in The Clone Wars to his last days in Rogue One. So I’m utterly glad they brought him into Rebels so we can see him at the halfway point between those events. I recently finally got me a copy of TCW season 5, and yesterday I started revisiting the Onderon arc again, so Saw G. is completely fresh on my mind right now. It warms my heart hearing Rex speak so highly of him. Also I can’t help but get nostalgia everywhere I look as we enter the Geonosian temple ruins and then into the tunnels below. Though I’m forever thankful there aren’t any living dead down here, I definitely feel the absence of life. It’s way too quiet… way too still. And then they come upon a long trail of helmets without any Rebels in them. And Kanan hears something — or perhaps someone — in the distance. Though he’s not terribly fond of the idea, Ezra and Rex insist on pressing on. Then a whole squad of battle droids show up! Along with one of their destroyer friends! Does anything good ever happen on this planet?? They’re all a little rusty but they still know how to “blast ’em!”. But they really don’t see it coming when someone else sneaks up behind them and blasts ’em. That someone is our boy Saw Gerrera! Like say, it’s amazing seeing him here… it makes the connection perfectly between the fierce, driven young man he was and the perhaps more fierce and driven, but broken, man he becomes. And oh wow Forrest Whitaker does such an incredible job! I mean, that’s a no-brainer, he did incredibly on Rogue One to start with. It’s just really nice to hear Saw’s voice in its prime, before the injuries he’d take would leave it so raspy. He sounds so perfectly like an older version of the character we met on TCW so long ago it’s seriously too great! Plus, I mean, just being able to see him in a much larger role and get to know even more about him… I love it all to pieces. Also AHH THAT SMILE OF HIS! I can’t thank Lucasfilm enough for bringing Saw back into the SW galaxy; so many new stories to tell, and so many new reasons to love him! (Even when he can be, well… y’know… not lovable)
So Sabine and Zeb were having a good time I guess, trekking through the sandstorm looking for whatever that power reading came from. And what they found was a fully-operational shield generator. Hera’s delighted to find one for the mini-Alliance, but Zeb is wondering exactly why there’s one here the first place. That’s what Saw’s thinking, too. He knows there’s a Geonosian alive down here and that it’s likely responsible for the droid attack. Which might have something to do with the fact Sabine and Zeb quickly find themselves in a droideka minefield. Hera’s thinking everybody ought to be gettin’ on board and off this cray planet, but again, Saw has no interest in leaving until he gets what he came for. If they can find that bug, they can find some answers on the Empire’s doings. And right across that terrifyingly deep chasm is the bug in question — who, upon his discovery, decides to wake those droids on the surface up. Ezra, Kanan, and Rex are ’bout ready to head back up, but Saw believes they’re more likely to stop those droids if they go after the Geonosian instead of trying to get back there in time. And so starts some major epicness that I feel I cannot describe in a way that fully captures its epicness. Kanan force-throws Ezra for the first time in ages, which I just love because it feels so classically season 2 again. And when he then turns around and uses the Force to bridge that gap… oh wowzers. He defs been practicin’. And that Force-jump was awesome too. WHAT’D YOU MEAN “HE’S NO SKYWALKER”?! HE’S AMAZING!!! XP Hehe I love watching Rex and Saw pallin’ around though… even if it’s at Kanan’s expense XD And we can’t forget Sabine and Zeb using the very shield generator for their benefit as they slowly work their way through the destroyers’ path. The bug gives the crew quite the chase, but thanks to Ezra they’re able to apprehend him and turn off those destroyers just in time before the shields were downed. Andddd now we can breathe. Though probably not for long…
(BLOGGER’S NOTE: I sincerely apologize for the real lack of interesting thoughts in this post at this point. I am stupidly distracted today but I’ll try and remedy this shortly)
Yeah soon as he got the chance, Saw was ready to get some answers from the Geonosian. Really really ready. Ezra quickly senses the bug’s pretty terrified, so he tries to make a friendlier first (or second, I guess?) impression. I’m amazed that Ezra’s ability to connect allowed for the Geonosian to somewhat understand him. It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve seen Ez using his connecting much so this was a neat revelation. And from here on out the Geonosian shall go by the exceptionally cute nickname of Klik-Klak! One thing that absolutely blows me away about this episode is that, after all this time of knowing Geonosians to be generally horrifying and dangerous… they made a Geonosian we can root for, a Geonosian who clearly has feelings, a Geonosian who is actually pretty adorable. (C’mon just listen that weird-cute squeaky voice of his! I can’t be the only one!) Klik-Klak is proof again that SW can do anything, even give these bugs a redemption story. Ezra nicely asks what Saw wanted to know, and Klik-Klak gave them nothing but the truth. Yeah it’s kind of sad that I know what it is, and we all know what it is, but… they might not figure it out for a while. Saw’s not satisfied in the least, and cuffs KK for further questioning. Ezra finds that his comrade dropped something in his haste — a holo of his sister, Steela. It’s truly fascinating watching Saw at this point. At first, he seemed like a nice guy who had his priorities straight; when he suggested going after the Geonosian instead of going back to help the others, it seemed just like it was a matter of his logic over their emotion. But now, we’re seeing a rougher side of Saw as he gives Klik-Klak nothing but a hard time (to say the least). We are reminded he lost his team to the droids the bug built, but seeing him react to the image of his sister really drives it home how personal all of this is. In the midst of all his sudden jerkiness, we see him wounded again by her loss. It breaks my heart to see he’s hung onto this hurt for so long. But as someone with a close sibling, I could understand how easy it would be to do so. Excuse me while I go get the tears out of my eyes. Wait OMG. A LIGHT CRUISER JUST SHOWED UP WE SHOULD BE VERY CONCERNED.
Meanwhile, searching through Klik-Klak’s quarters reveals an intriguing discovery: a queen egg, the last hope for the Geonosian people, and likely the whole reason he was commanding armed droids in the first place. Upon hearing of the Imps’ arrival, everyone’s ready to go, but Saw’s not leaving without KK to question further later. Ezra argues that it’s best to leave him be so he can focus on caring for the egg and restoring his kind, but um yeah it don’t look like Saw cares. Kanan makes a deal that they’ll question KK at their base and then bring him back, which seems to satisfy everyone for now. It’s a good thing the rest of the crew on the Ghost is on the same page though. I mean, firing at TIE bombers with a dust-clogged barrel is universally not fun for anyone, but Hera, Zeb, and Sabine manage to come out on top anyway. It’s a bit of a tight fit getting the Ghost into the chasm, but soon all our Rebs and KK are safely aboard. Right off the bat though, Hera don’t look at Saw with too much enthusiasm. Quite the opposite really. She pulls Kanan aside to explain that Saw’s been known to do some questionable crazy things, and they turn around and suddenly Gerrera’s zapping the living daylights out of Klik-Klak. Ezra and Rex try and stop him but neither get far. ‘Bout lost all respect for Saw when he flipped Rex like that. And just like that he’s got his blaster up against the egg. Saw reallllly likes to play with my emotions. One minute he makes me smile and then I cry for him and then he gets me steamed. Le sigh that’s just Saw for ya though. Ezra and Rex both make great arguments. That egg is the only family Klik-Klak’s got, and Saw of all people knows what it’s like to lose family. But his heart’s just too hardened to change his mind. “Then you’re no better than the Empire.” CHIIILLLLS. One of the things Rogue One did so well was in introducing us to the darker side of the Alliance. Not everyone had each others’ best interests, not everyone had the same morals. Now we’re getting to see one of those Rebels colliding with our considerably-more-noble Rebels and it’s nothing short of intriguing to watch unfold. Lol that’s an understatement. But there’s no time for debate WE’VE GOT FLYING STORMTROOPERS HEADING OUR WAY!! With them coming down and that light cruiser blocking their exit, there’s nowhere for the Ghost to go but down. Saw quickly puts aside his tiff and joins the rest of the crew for a little fight-bringin’. Ohh it is a battle for the history books, my friends. The rocket troopers are epic, but not quite as epic as our heroes are today ’cause everybody’s bringing their own kind of awesome to the table! Especially perhaps Sabine, whose jetpack is in working order and ready to more than level that playing field. I understand Ezra, I think we all want jetpacks after that 😀
The Ghost soon reaches what seems to be the lowest level, and that’s just where Klik-Klak wanted to go. We find massive Imperial canisters of poison gas, making clear what ultimately happened to KK’s people. Seeing this, Saw finally seems to understand what Ezra had been saying all along, and chooses to let the Geonosian free. Aww yayy. I love that we get a little redemption for him as well as for the Geonosians. Because Saw, despite all he’s done, and whatever he might do, he’s still a good man with a good heart. And now, beneath the level where their civilization was destroyed, Klik-Klak and the future queen have the opportunity to build it back again. Again, aww yay for hope! (Yes I know that apparently stuff will happen later with the Geonosians that’s not-so-great but I haven’t read those comics yet so I’ll just enjoy the moment) This is also a win for the Rebs, as now they can show the Senate the proof of what the Empire’s up to. Of course the Imps don’t make it easy for ’em. But they make it even less easy for the Imps! You try and bury the Ghost, the Ghost will blast its way through your light cruiser. Just science. The Rebs sadly lost their physical evidence in the process, but even without the Senate yet on their side, they’ve got the rest of the Aliiance growing bigger by the day. And even when they’re not always on the same page, we know that together, they can make some pretty huge stuff happen 🙂
Pff I can be so cheesy sometimes sorry. But yay I’m glad I got this one done! And I’m really glad I finally got to talk about Rogue One some because it’s been so thoroughly on my brain lately, I was about to explode if I didn’t get these thoughts out. Until next post…

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

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SW Summer Reads: Tarkin

So I know this is late… probably too late to be referred to as Summer Reads, anyway. But the book we’re looking at today amazing enough to be read at any time of the year: James Luceno’s Tarkin. There’s much to discuss so let’s get goin’!
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Episode I, Episode IV, TCW “Citadel”, “The Wrong Jedi”, “Crystal Crisis” arcs, Freemakers episode The Kyber Saber Crystal Chase, and Tarkin.


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A long time ago in the same galaxy, I saw Episode IV for the first time. Unfortunately I didn’t grasp it as well as I should have. I understood the basics, but I could not tell you the name of the man we know as Tarkin. Nearly ten years later, countless rewatchings of the film as well as many viewings and re-viewings of The Clone Wars and Rebels truly brought to light this truly amazing and fascinating character. And now, upon reading the book bearing his name, I know him now more than ever. Oh gosh where do I begin? James Luceno covers nearly every angle of Tarkin’s story, from his earliest adventures to the events that bestowed him the title of “Grand Moff”. But not a word of it is unnecessary; every chapter is a piece of what made Tarkin, Tarkin.
Strong, undaunted, articulate, fearless, calculating, and firm in his beliefs, I was re-reminded what an incredible character he is in just about every paragraph. Mr. Luceno wrote so well for him that I often forgot he was supposed to be a villain. But that’s just one of those things that make him such a fascinating character; he so believes in what he considers right, that he’s willing to do whatever it takes. In several situations I could agree with what he was after, but I couldn’t fully agree with his methods to get it. And as we watch him take on a group of less-than-scrupulous rebels, we really get to dig into deep thoughts on the difference between right and wrong… and how easily those lines can be blurred. Dude this book’s got philosophical thoughts for days! It’s amazing stuff!
And there is so much I learned from this novel. Tarkin’s had connections with just about all the big events in SW history in one way or another, and we get to experience those from his unique perspective. Not to mention just the general discussion on SW tech, warfare, and everyday life. There’s something special about knowing the inner workings of these things, even something as seemingly average as a comlink. I also learned quite a few new big words I had no idea existed in the English language, and i consider myself very well-read so it rather took me aback I didn’t know every word 😛 (Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who didn’t know what an “adjutant” was!) The book’s both deep and in-depth, definitely not a beginner’s SW novel, but a truly incredible one nonetheless.
Tarkin’s life story brings both a sense of empowerment as an ordinary guy achieves great status, but also one of sadness as, for all of his intelligence and cunning, he still understood so little of what truly mattered in life. Many times throughout the story that last fateful image of the Grand Moff came to mind. That last shot as he quietly observed the battle, not truly believing anything or anyone could knock down the battle station he put so much faith in. And then he and that battle station were gone in an instant. The book is a powerful reminder to be careful of where the lines blur, and that power gained by wrongdoing ultimately fails us in the end. I’m sorry if I butchered that in any way but ahhhh this book’s so so powerful! Every inch of Mr. Luceno’s story was masterfully written, so much so I can barely put into words how much so it was.
And now, some other thoughts I had while reading the book. Enjoy the randomness (and the occasional moment of deepness).

– Had to read this one slowly. A lot of information, a lot of politics, a lot of stuff to digest.
– Tarkin sounds 100% like I’d expect him to.
– Gets fashion advice from a protocol droid. #Fabulous
– Scars from previous battles? Hmm Tarkin’s had a lot of adventures hasn’t he?
– THE HOLOFASHION MACHINE OMG I NEED THAT.
– What’s a fitness apparatus?? Hah yeah he totally lifts bro.
– Wow such great descriptions…
– Hehe Tarkin was a ginger just like me, has blue eyes too– wait oh dang I hope I don’t look like Tarkin when I’m his age O_O
– Nah I could never match his cheekbone game.
– “Outer Rim” is an accent??? Mind. Blown.
– Wow someone likes looking at himself, don’t he?
– So all that stuff on the Imperial uniforms actually has a purpose? Not just greeblies anymore? Cool. Imperial cosplayers take note!
– Pff this is gonna be one of my weirder posts.
– Ehhh not a big fan of Grand-Uncle Jova… but fascinating trying to imagine Tarkin as a small child. I can barely see it.
– BTdubs I imagine a name like “Wilhuff” got him bullied a bit as a kid.
– Whoa dude’s a real multitasker. I never thought I’d say I’d want to be like Tarkin in any way, but I’d sure like to do that.
– YAYY I LOVE A PARADE!! Oh wait it’s full of Imperials bleh XP
– Parking lots are a thing in SW. Good to know.
– I’m really enjoying learning more about how the Empire works. Makes me feel super-smart, too 🙂
– Thing I learned today: “Comm” applies to the hologram communication devices as well as the little microphones they talk with… at least, I think so. I could be reading it wrong…
– Also I realized I think I typically have spelled it “com” with one m. Not feeling quite as smart right now.
– Hmmmm Tarkin’s good. *Nods*
– Can I just say I love learning about SW tech? I know I’ve said it before but it’s still seriously cool.
– Admiral Trench! I knew that guy! I remember that battle!
– OK wow this whole thing with the Droid Gotra. A bunch of battle droids gone rogue! Kind of a scary thought, but also kind of cool to know they had that kind of free will. Think R0-GR ever ran in that crowd?
– Wait I’m confused… Poggle The Lesser didn’t design the Death Star? Or did he? The Death Star’s origins remain a mysteryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy it seems…
– Man it’s kind of amazing how much effort truly went into the Death Star. All these millions of probably decent people contributing to this mysterious ultimate weapon in many ways. It’s astounding, though in a rather sad way.
– Hey look it’s Mas Amedda. Vizier is quite a fancy title. Much better than “secretary” like I was calling him 😛
– Did they seriously just describe him as an “ambitious amphibian”? I mean, that’s really good wordplay, but is his species actually amphibious? Huh the things you learn from SW books!
– Is it wrong I really enjoyed Tarkin and Amedda’s conversation? Hehe so much snarkiness, my goodness!
– Wooo galactic history lesson! I love how this novel was written as if speaking to the everyday citizens of the galaxy, not to us dumb Earth people 😛
– Actually maybe it’s more like a galactic news report than a history lesson.
– The ancestral pioneer Tarkins sound like cool peeps.
– Keep in mind I said “ancestral”. Tarkin’s parents are purty snooty.
– Also if they’re as rich and fancy as they are, why does his dad even consider putting his elbows on the table, even for emphasis? Breakin’ your own rules Mr. Tarkin.
– It’s funny though… little Wilhuff sounds like an adorable kid. I can see it now.
– But seriously still what kind of parenting is this?? “Oh look here come the men to kidnap you for your rite of passage! Have fun honey!”
– Joke’s on them though ’cause little Wilhuff was prepaaaaared.
– Oh hi Grand-Uncle Jova. Ah this explains the “blood” comment. All about the context.
– So far this makes me feel really bad about my lack of survival skills.
– Think using animal interiors (like tauntauns) as shelters was a covered topic? Ew…
– Such a waste of a perfectly good vest. Not to mention the poor critter. But I don’t need to tell you that.
– AHH DANG BRO ATE RAW LIVER. THAT’S GROSS.
– Smol Tarkin has guts. (Absolutely no pun was intended)
– Seriously.
– He has GUTS.
– He did some gross stuff out there.
– I couldn’t do what he did.
– At all.
– #Respect
– Wonderful childhood amiright?
– OK Tarkin just figured out that Imp was using spice from a stain on his shoe. Wow he’s good. So so good. Hey, he may be considered a slightly bad dude but at least he expects his crew to be decent!
– Oooh the Carrion Spike is a stealth ship! Very fancay.
– Not sure his uncle gives the best advice still tho.
– Any weird chance this Q’anah girl might be related to Aurra Sing? Or if not, that maybe they hung out on the weekends and talked piratey-bounty-huntery things?
– Yay he caught the pirates. But yikes the way he did ’em in… that’s all I got: YIKES.
– OMG Palpatine’s living in the former Jedi Temple?? UGH YOU SCUMBAG.
– Sorry that might’ve sounded mean but it’s kinda true.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IMPERIAL GUAAAAAARDS!!! ❤ ❤
– *Is punched for that brief fangirly outburst*
– New thing I learned: Coruscant natives are referred to as "Coruscanti".
– AHHH TEACH ME YOUR STAR WARS WRITING WAYS, MR. LUCENO!
– Pff the Emperor is such a diva.
– Well actually he's just a very very busy man with his Death Star and stuff… oh who am I kidding he's still a diva XD
– If you think that's scary, wait 'til they hear about the Palaptine Museum they're building!
– Anyway, it's nice to know Wilhuff had a friend or two. He doesn't typically seem like the social type.
– Maybe if he used a different cologne. Whatever it is, it's not a scent that the Rebels care for. *Tomatoed*
– Oh yeah I remember the Citadel escape! That was fun 🙂
– *Cough not for most everybody tho cough*
– Hehe the looks Ahsoka gave him were well-deserved, but priceless XD
– And I'm getting off-track again.
– Whaaaat Palpatine was a ginger too?? So when we see him in Episode I, that blonde hair of his is fake? Haha he really is a diva.
– DON'T FORCE-CHOKE ME EMPEROR SIR.
– Hehe Tarkin's absolutely fanboying getting to meet the good Senator here.
– And by "teacher" you mean Plagueis, right?
– *Is punched for stating the obvious*
– Yeesh stop punching and tomatoing me already dude!
– Wow Palpatine is so good at being bad.
– Tarkin's entrance game is 110% on-point. I wish I could rock that confidence.
– *Stupidly imagines Tarkin as Kuzco from The Emperor’s New Groove* BOOM BABYYY!
– Get it? Because his entrance game was on-point…?
– Just… trust me on this. It’s hilarious.
– *Tomatoed*
– Lol haters gonna hate, Wilhuff. Just shake it off.
– *Ducks from tomato and fist*
– Hmm bro was a bit of a bad boy in the academy. Who’da thunk?
– THEY’RE JUST JEALOUS ‘CAUSE YOU’RE SO FABULOUS AND CLASSY.
– “Lightsaber diplomacy”… I like it. Or as some call it, “aggressive negotiations”!
– My first instinct is to assume Tarkin’s reading into the Jedi all wrong, but who knows? They’re might’ve been some snobby ones back in the day.
– Tarkin’s survival skills are also 110% on-point.
– If you ignore the fact it was an act of survival, it sounds like Tarkin could host the best campouts ever!
– …no, not really.
AHHHHHH VADERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
– Also boo Tarkin you were such a jerk to Ahsoka.
– But whatever it’s VADERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
– Yep that’s Vader. Still as scary and awesome as ever.
– Though yikes the way he killed that guy…
– Please Amedda, Darth don’t care about your dumb rules.
– “I will give the matter some thought…” translation: not ever.
– The fact they literally have to designate where and when he executes people really says something about where the Dark Lord is right now.
– He powerful and he angryyyyy.
– Fascinating seeing the mutual respect Tarkin and Vader have for one another. Seriously.
– Oh wow Tarkin figured it out. Bro’s smart.
– It’s kind of freaky seeing the two Empire big-shots engaging in some casual small talk. Aside from the Lego one-liners, what must it’ve sounded like to hear Lord Vader just talk casually without intending to strike fear into someone? Can he even do that??
– Uh-oh did they end up finding that massive kyber for the thing?? How??
– Man they put so much work into that Death Star. How did they forget that one teeny little hole…?
– Only Tarkin could tell the Emperor “I like what you’ve done with the place”, and not be severely Force-lightninged.
– Somehow I’m not surprised Palpatine’s proud of his decor.
– Seriously Tarkin’s theories are right again! Mostly.
– Like I said earlier, watching Tarkin having pleasant conversations with the Darths is amazing. Just the fact that either of the darksiders could ever act like a decent human being is fascinating and really cool.
– Tarkin does freelance writing in his spare time. Who knew? Maybe he runs a holoblog? I’d read that. “Talkin’ Tarkin: Thoughts Of An Imperial Governor” or maybe “Keep Calm And Carrion Spike: A Governor’s Life”?
– THAT MOMENT WHEN IT SUDDENLY OCCURS TO YOU YOU KNOW WHO NILS TENANT IS AND YOU FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT FOR NOT RECOGNIZING HIM.
– Hi Yularen! Fun fact I seriously didn’t realize he was in Episode IV up until a few months ago.
– Took a minute to look up Janus Greejatus in the starwars.com databanks just out of curiosity and boy is he scary-looking.
– Interesting stuff happens when all the big-shot Imps get together in one room…
– It’s fascinating watching Sidious and Vader interact one-on-one… and quite chilling.
– Wow Tarkin and Palpatine knew each other on a first-name basis. Practically BFFs.
– Lol not really. OK maybe a little.
– Whoa a clone-turned-storm. I feel kinda bad for this Sergeant Crest.
– Really interesting seeing what Tarkin understood about the Jedi from his side of the story. What difference would it have made if he’d known the truth about the Clone Wars and the role the Jedi played in it? I’m gonna shoot looks at him like Ahsoka did though XP
– Oooh a little Dooku backstory! This novel literally has everything!
– Seems he made a different kind of spark of rebellion, huh? Not the good kind, but still veryyyyyyyyyy interesting…
– I want a book on Dooku’s life story now, OK? That would be awesome.
– Tarkin and Dooku in the same room but on opposing sides! Great stuff!
– Sidious’s droid is Plagueis’s old droid. Goodness, he must be an old thing.
– Oh wow I read into that wrong. Vader might have some respect for Tarkin, but apparently he’s been a little sore with him since the Ahsoka incident. Heh I know I would.
– When you read a SW book you learn something new just about every page! It’s seriously amazing.
– So the Emperor’s plan: let’s stick the two on a mission together and see what happens! Great idea! This won’t end badly at all!
– Well I guess it actually might not and they’ll become buddies up until the Death Star goes boom.
– Just have to see I do suppose.
– AHHH WOW SIDIOUS IS TERRIFYING. HE KNOWS EVVVVERYYYYYYYYYYYTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
– “Chapter Ten: A Better Womp Rat Trap”. These chapter titles are amazing btw.
– He literally just compared the smell to rancid cheese. I like Mr. Luceno’s style. Serious, but completely honest 🙂
– Wheeeee we’re takin’ a ride in an old-school gunship!
– Koorivar have a single cranial horn… so they’re unicorns then??? *SHOT*
– *Twilight wracks her brain trying to recall where she last heard the name “Crymorah” in SW*
– Uh-oh there went the Carrion Spike.
– And Tarkin ain’t a fan of none of this.
– He got some doubts.
– Vader’s patience with him is impressive.
– Oh yeahhhh I remember the Sugi now. From back on Anakin and Obi-Wan’s crystal misadventures!
– That’s probably where I remembered the Crymorah from too.
– OK so that clears that up.
– Note to self: it’s spelled “gotal” not “gothal”. *Sigh* now I gotta fix the tags again…
– Wow a whole paragraph just talking about different varieties of body odor. Lovely.
– Again, love this book.
– Zygerrians have some fur. I did not know this.
– The fancy royal ones in TCW probably just shave it.
– The things ya learn!
– Pirates they may be but I like ’em. They’re the cool crew.
– DUDE DON’T TELL VADER HOW TO DRIVE. HE’S GOT THIS.
– AND DON’T QUESTION VADER’S PLANS. HE’S GOT THIS.
– Whoops. Nevermind they’re gone.
– Noooope Vader’s stillll got this bro.
– “DARTH SIDIOUS WAS ANNOYED…” What else is new? XD
– More cool SW tech terminology: “holocams”!
– These rebel-sorts are gooooooood.
– Governor Motti’s first name is “Antonio”. Fabulous name bro.
– Pooooor sleepy Tarkin…
– But he’s still sharp as ever when figuring out the rebs’ next move.
– Interesting looking at the opposing angles of Teller and Hask’s thoughts on innocents in the Empire. These rebs work well together and that’s likeable, but they’re not quite the rebs you wanna cheer on. They’re not the Ghost crew, who try to keep from killing people they don’t have to. These piratey rebs don’t seem to care who gets caught in their crossfire, with the exception of Hask, it seems. Seriously this concept is genius. They make you subliminally root for who we usually know as the “bad guys”. Wow. first time seeing some actual depth in these observations of mine in a long while.
– Oooooh Tarkin isn’t gonna be too happy when he gets a load of all that damage done to his ship…
– Y’know is it just me or does it seem that Teller doesn’t like Tarkin? /sarc/
– OMG HASK IS RIGHT. HASK IS SO RIGHT.
– When lines get blurred… stuff happens. Not good stuff usually.
– Ahh wow this book!
– “Magnetically sensitive”? Is that normal for all gotals or just Salikk?
– Sounds like Salikk leads a hard life.
– I’m sorry I’m not saying more right now but there’s so much to wrap my mind around OMG.
– Yep you can still tell that’s Anakin in there. Just as impatient as ever…
– Ohhh it’s read as OneOne-FourDee not Eleven-FourDee I feel dumb.
– SW computers are cool. It’s fascinating how they work and what they’re capable of compared to our technology.
– It’s too bad, Tarkin could’ve been a great wildlife journalist (or whatever you’d call it) had he not ended up in the Empire.
– That and the fact he didn’t bat an eyelash at killing anything he deemed dangerous or edible.
– Vader is so terrifyingly good.
– “Moff Tarkin sends his regards” *Drops the mic*
– “…Race to the light of the lasers!” might be the coolest line in the whole book.
– Coruscant has weather control waaaaat??
– They seem to consider “humanoids” and “nonhumans” two different things. Wonder why?
– Guess maybe humanoids have mostly human anatomy, while nonhumans have more “alien” anatomy.
– Tarkin is absolutely all smugness right now.
– Anora deserves a medal for that beautifully poetic burn.
– Tarkin don’t care tho he jus’ gonna shake it off, shake it off.
– But seriously she is 110% right.
– So right it’s scary.
– Hey hey everybody there’s a new GRAND MOFF in town!
– It somehow never occurred to me what a big deal being grand moff is until this moment.
– And then I only now realized this story takes place after Rebels. At least, I think so. In Rebels he was only governor and I don’t think the Death Star was quite under construction yet.
– It only took me nearly the entire novel to figure that out!
– Orrrrrrrrrr maybe not?? Apparently he still goes by “governor” in most circles. So maybe this was before and the Death Star was just well-hidden when the Ghost crew passed by Geonosis?
– IDK man it’s all a mystery to me.
– Wow the Tark is some celebrity. Have to wonder if people still thought that after the Death Star went up in flames…
– How is it that Tarkin’s connection to the Carrion Spike inspires in me both a feeling of warmth and unease?
– Oh hey Jova how ya doin’? And hey Teller– wait waht?? How’d he get here?
– Kind of hilarious watching Tarkin and Jova just catching up like nothing’s weird while the dork reb is stuck in a trap below them.
– I’d wish Teller good luck but I don’t think he deserves it.
– THERE ARE HEROES ON BOTH SIDES AND EVIL IS EVERYWHERE!
– Oh yeah and THA DEATH STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!! Or at least the BABY DEATH STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
– It’s sad to think that this battle station he loves so much will one day be the death of him.
– Though I’m not gonna lie. When it first moved… I got chills, too.

And so that concludes the final SW Summer Read of the year. So glad you all got to read along with me!

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

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Rebel Transmissions: The Honorable Ones

I’m well-aware my timing is terrible. Here we are, hours away from the thrilling season finale and I’m still four posts behind! While it would be easy to just skip all these episodes and write a post on the newest episode, I care enough about the journey and the amazing things that have happened in these last few episodes that I’m still gonna go through them chronologically! So let’s turn back the clock a bit to the one where Zeb and Kallus get stranded on a moon and craziness ensues, The Honorable Ones. Oh this should be fun 🙂
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Episode II, Episode VII, TCW episode Duel Of The Droids, and Rebels episodes Droids In Distress, Breaking Ranks, Legends Of The Lasat, and The Honorable Ones

We start things off with a place we haven’t seen in quite a long while — Geonosis. The Ghost crew finds that the Empire’s working on something out here… but what and why? They don’t find any answers to that, but instead find a much bigger question… where are all the Geonosians? Chopper’s scans pick up on nothing, and Ezra senses no life. Yeeesh is that not creepy? A planet once quite literally crawling with life now just… lifeless? Pff that Empire. Shows how grateful they are! A Geonosian takes the time to design an ultimate weapon for ya and how do they return it? Either they wiped ’em out or put them all to work. However you spin it, it’s not looking terribly promising. Definitely interested in what this absence means. I mean, they may be a rather frightening bunch but those bugs are people too! Kanan, Ezra, Zeb, and Sabine head out to one of the construction modules to investigate. Already Kanan and Hera are starting to see a pattern here in the way things usually go on these missions. And Zeb sees that pattern too, as he somehow realizes they’re walking into a trap just as a nasty Imperial astromech opens the door for some ‘troopers. And leading the way would be Mr. High-And-Mighty-Sideburns himself, Agent Kallus. Oh joy. As Han put it, “man I hate being right all the time”. The rest of the crew handles the storms the boss way they do, while Zeb takes on Agent K the boss way he does. Considering his incredibly smug opening line, I’m guessing Kallus has known for a while that the Rebs survived after their seemingly imminent destruction a few episodes back. So yes it’s pretty much inevitable, if you put Kallus and Zeb in the same room they’re going to fight. It’s just science. Another fact of life is that if some Imp-droid starts messing with his crew, Chopper will OWN YOUR FACE! (Or would that be dome?) Boy I would not want to be that droid right now… Chop body-checked him solidly! Recalling TCW Duel Of The Droids, it seems astros tend to fight with their tools, like their prods and oil and such, more so than anything else. Chop, on the other hand, is a wrestler. A brawler. He fights dirty, in a good way. And his proud “Whoop-whoop” clearly states he knows how awesome he is. BUT THEN THE IMP-DROID GETS BACK UP!! AND HE’S GOT A PROD!! Chopper’s all “Puh-lease” and uses his little arms and karate-chops the snot out of that guy, only using his prod to deliver the final blow. Seriously I have so much respect for his fighting skills now. Hands up if you’d like to see him in a Big Hero 6 botfight! *Raises hand excitedly* Sorry wrong fandom what were we talking about again? Oh yeah Chopper saved everybody. Well, almost everybody. Someone was still preoccupied fighting his worst enemy. Zeb tells Ezra he’ll catch up with them in a minute. Just right after he kicks Kallus in the gut and knocks down a few stormtroopers and hitches a ride on an escape pod. But that plan changes pretty quickly as Agent K catches up with him and they start a scuffle in the already-too-small escape pod AS IT’S MOVING. And the Ghost crew can’t help much ’cause they’ve got problems of their own and they’re spelled T-I-E-S and W=A=L-K-E-R-S. The fighting sorta makes their pod veer off a tad off-course to a nearby moon and they make quite a crash landing. Yes that kids is what’s called “a major understatement”. It went really badly, and Kallus got really hurt. At least now that the family’s got their little problem out of the way, they can get to work on finding Zeb. And Ezra’s not taking any of Chop’s crud about it.
As for our dueling duo, with Kallus’ leg out of commission, it seems Zeb most definitely has the upper hand. K’s more than a little freaked out, which is kind of really enjoyable to watch because he’s usually so overly confident. But the Captain would much rather finish the fight like men. For a second Kallus gets his mojo back and starts singing the Empire’s praises and the inevitability of the Rebs’ defeat and gets really close to grabbing his borifle. And Zeb’s all “NOT ON MY MOON YOU’RE NOT!” and snatches his weapon out of reach. And Kallus suddenly remembers “oh yeah I’m in pain OW”. So with no fighting about to happen, it looks like the two are just gonna have to sit this one out until they can finish it. Kallus turns off his fight mode for a minute to point out they need to find something to help keep them warm before it gets frostier than it already is. Hehe he’s still not hurt enough to turn off his high-and-mighty switch yet though, as he points out “NO THIS IS NOT GEONOSIS THIS IS ITS MOON, DOI.” Zeb just rolls him off his shoulders and goes about his own business. Once Zeb fixes up the transponder, all they have to do is wait. Kallus is very convinced the Empire’ll be the first to get here and that Zeb’s friends are gone baby gone. He makes the best conversation ever, just bragging on how many Rebel-sorts they convince to join the Empire on the daily. Orrelios handles him well, throwing back “Yeah maybe but guess how many folks are done with the Empire and join us on the daily?”. Well. Played. Also, I used the term “folks” but he used the term “beings” and I really like now knowing how to appropriately address all SW people. I’m not a fan of calling them “aliens” or “nonhumans” so that just makes infinitely more sense. Anyway sorry just a neat thought. And then goody their power cell goes out. Zeb must be furrier than he looks ’cause he’s literally wearing no sleeves and shorts and doesn’t look cold at all, while Kallus is wearing long sleeves and is shivering like a chihuahua. Aww poor baby. Granted those Imperial grays are probably built more for looks than for comfort. So I’ll cut him some slack. Plus, he is freezing on top of being in pain. Zeb happens upon a glowing meteorite that radiates heat as a replacement. And actually gives it to K first. Huh interesting. With a frightening growl echoing off the walls from the inside of the cave, the Agent starts to question the point of all this. How could they possibly survive this junk? Thankfully the Captain ain’t one to give up. Maaaan just goes to show you how different the perspectives of the Empire and the mini-Alliance are. Zeb figures the transponder will reach better above the cave, so logically climbing up out of the cave is the answer. Unfortunately for all this logic, it’s easier said than done. Even with claws icy walls are unforgiving. Kallus enjoys watching him fall down a bit more than he probably should XD Andddd then in walks the beastie we were hearing from earlier. And it’s big and scary and 100% deadly. Yet another understatement. Zeb hits the monster with everything he’s got, but it doesn’t do much damage. Kallus has a chance to finally grab his weapon, and after a minute of trying to decide who was more important to shoot, he starts firing at the beast too, driving it away from Zeb. Together they manage to drive it back into the shadows where it came from. What is this? Is that teamwork I see? Whuuuuuut?? O.O But then they sorta get on the subject of the Geonosis thing and all teamwork goes out the window as Zeb has some thoughts on the whole survival-of-the-fittest adage Agent K lives by. Kallus is all “Uhh I dunno what happened there I never asked!”. Whoaaa wait did Kallus… just…? Admit he didn’t know everything?? MIND. BLOWN. Kallus can’t find any logical reason as to why the Empire would want to wipe out the Geonosians. Zeb tells him he might want to try thinking harder. Changing the subject, the Agent is all “y’know if you want to get out of here you’re gonna need my help”. Zeb begrudgingly agrees and starts fashioning Kallu’s borifle into a makeshift splint. Captain Orrelios shakes his head again at the idea of him treating the powerful weapon as a trophy, and then Agent K casually says “Wellllllllll it’s not really a trophy…” WHAT. He explains that actually he only had it because the Lasat he fought gave it to him after his defeat, something Lasat do out of honor. He was just being a good ISBN agent and doing what he was told. All that “LASAT! FACE MEH!” “I TOOK IT FROM HIM WHEN I KILLED HIM!” stuff was just his attempt at making himself bigger somehow. This seems to surprise Zeb a good bit, but he still doesn’t have any sympathy to offer. But wait there’s more — on his first mission, a Lasat Rebel cruelly injured Kallus and his crew, and killed his team without a shred of honor. Um. Wow. This just got real. Kallus’ jerkiness all the way back on Droids In Distress also probably had something to do with a general problem with Lasat. I mean dude it sounded like those guys were his friends! You don’t think of Imps having friends, but when you think about the camaraderie of the cadets in Breaking Ranks, you realize it’s not unheard of. And ughh thinking there’s some guy out there who has the nerve to dub himself a Rebel…! I mean, even though stormtroopers get blasted and walloped on the regular by the Ghost crew they never intend to do more than injure them! Zeb’s all “you can’t judge all Lasat by one bad Lasat”, to which Kallus utters “well the same should go for us Imperials, too.” Again MIND. BLOWN. This whole thing is MIND. BLOWN. At least for me anyway Zeb still hasn’t let his guard completely down. He’d rather throw his borifle through the hole above than trust K to it (and also wow what a throwing arm! Half-expected he’d throw Kallus up there too XD). And so with the commanding sideburns on his shoulders, the dueling duo heads on up, climbing the icy pillars instead of the wall for a change. And then returneth the giant ice lizard! And with a friend this time! I absolutely love Kallus’ line “The goal here is not to fall!” XD XD Thank you Agent Obvious. I can promise you I will quote that the next time I’m in a situation where I could fall. I might even quote that when I’m not in that kind of situation. Continuing in adding to the list of things that made Kallus suddenly a billion times more relatable, his freaking out when the beasts start snapping up at them is priceless. And also yeah very very relatable. I would do the same probably. Actually forget “probably” I would do it. Ultimately it did come down to Zeb throwing the Agent, but in this case, throwing him at an angle where his borifle splint would get stuck in the ceiling. Then Zeb slipped right off the pillar and RIGHT ON THE ICE LIZARDS! Captain Orrelios has no problem ultimately grabbing the Agent and tossing him out of the cave. But getting himself out… now therein lies the problem. He barely had a grip on the mouth of the cave, and then he looked up and saw Kallus pointing the borifle at him. Well, actually, at the beasts. And then he offered his rival a hand. OH MY GOODNESS THE TEAMWORKNESS IT IS BEAUTIFUL! On the incredibly frigid surface, all they can do is wait for someone to find them. And as they’re waiting… Kallus sorta apologizes regarding the purge of Lasan. It most certainly didn’t start out that way until the Empire decided to “make an example” out of them. Zeb finally offers something that sorta looks like the tiniest bit of forgiveness, saying that the past is in the past. And also gives him his name 🙂 Would’ve been nice for Kallus to give his but it must’ve been something incredibly embarrassing. I’ve started calling him Marion Kallus now just because I can XD But seriously what went down here today is amazing. When I first found out about this episode, I was truly fascinated; normally in situations like this where two enemies or rivals are forced to fight a common evil, they become friends, or at least gain a greater respect for each other. But how could you have any respect, let alone befriend, someone who killed your people? I didn’t think that could happen. But that’s why SW and the people who make it know better than I do, ’cause they found a way it completely made sense and was completely amazing. More on that later. Of course they’re not exactly best friends riding rainbows or anything. They are both incredibly mortified to wake up finding they were leaning on each other XD Upon waking, however, it looks like Zeb’s friends got here first. Before he goes, this once-dueling duo exchange a respectful Lasat farewell. So much wow again at how far they’ve come in such a short time. The Ghost crew is ecstatic to see their friend again. Might be cold out there but this reunion gave me all the warm fuzzies. Though Ezra’s pretty much been out there two seconds too long… “OH YOU’RE COLD?” XD So all went wonderfully and Zeb is back home where he belongs! As for Kallus though… well, if it weren’t for the fact that Star Destroyer was in space, I’dve thought Kallus walked all the way back. And instead of a warm welcome from friends who are practically family, he gets a pretty meh “greeting” (if we can call it that) from Konstantine. He’s all like “What? You were gone?” and walks away. And now he sits alone in his boring basic quarters, where the only warm thing he has is that meteorite. By his dejected slump, I think it’s safe to say he’s ready to start some serious thinking…
And that was when I truly starting sobbing. If you had told me that one episode could change my entire opinion on the guy I’d been dubbing as the “jerkiest of them all”, I might’ve been skeptical. Well, it happened. IT COMPLETELY DID HAPPEN. What made it happen was realizing that there was more to him than we knew. It’s what made this episode make perfect sense, it’s what made it easy to have respect for someone who seemed to never give any respect himself. No, I wasn’t sure there was a way to even come close to befriending someone like Kallus, or finding compassion for someone like Kallus. But again, that’s why I’m just the dumb padawan and they’re the masters. And the truth to it all is just flat-out amazingly beautiful. Everyone’s fighting a battle, even those who look like they’re on top of the world. Maybe if we all got caught on frozen moons fighting ice lizards, we might be able to get past some of our far more petty disagreements. OK so I’m realizing that sounds completely loony but it’s still got some truth to it. Seriously WOW what an EPISODE! I’m excited to see where Agent Kallus’ story goes from here and where his destiny will ultimately lie. So thank you for joining me today. Forgive me if there’s anything I neglected to discuss on this. Now if you don’t mind there’s some major feels I need to prepare myself for tonight…

Keep The Peace,
– TWilight

P.S. Alsooo if anyone wants to know who i came out as on the Zeb or Kallus personality quiz…

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Uncovering The Lost Missions: The Lost One

With only a few weeks left before Rebels comes out, it’s time to get down to the very last of The Lost Missions! Which of course reminds me that we’re getting down to the very last of The Clone Wars period… *sniffles* But within these last four Uncovering blogs are to be so much awesome that four posts can barely contain it! Seriously. So join me, will you, for a bit of discussion and thoughts on this incredible episode? 🙂
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Episode I, Episode II, Episode III, Episode V, and TCW Episodes The Lost One


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So we get to see Plo Koon again (yayyyy!)… or not see.. I mean, that planet he went out to respond to that distress call is dusty like heck! Not the point, but seriously we can’t really see anyone in all this mess! Plo and the clones are searching high and low in the soup, but not really coming up with anything for a while. Untillll suddenly comes into the picture a crashed ship… (am I the only one wondering how a distress call came from a totally crashed abandoned ship? Was it sent a long time ago and it just didn’t reach the Jedi until now or what?) oooooh mysteriousss!! It’s even more mysterious on the inside, as yeah, it’s a totally crashed abandoned ship, emphasis on the “abandoned” part… it’s emptier than Palpatine’s soul (sorry not sorry)! Except then Master Plo finds something in the dust and debris… a lightsaber. That belonged to somebody. And that somebody might be someone we have yet to get some dirt on… all this junk is heading back to Coruscant!
So if you didn’t already know, that somebody would be Master Sifo-Dyas (*phew* I spelled it right!). This Sifo guy has always been a mystery to us SW fans… at least to me, anyway. I remember my curiosity and confusion watched Episode II for the first time, being all “Whuuuuut…? A Jedi said ‘Hey! Let’s make a clone army for whatever reason!’?”. And the thing about that was, I had been watching TCW for a few months at the time I saw Episode II (I already understood enough from just having seen Episode I to be able to enjoy TCW Seasons 1 & 2). And even now, after having watched all the movies and almost all the TCW, this Sifo-Dyas thing was something I still couldn’t figure out. Well, good thing The Lost Missions decided to answer those questions, right? Anyway, the Jedi are intrigued by Plo Koon’s find, but still as confused as we are. Obi-Wan knows what he heard, that on that fateful day he walked into the Kaminoan cloning facility, the Kaminoans were expecting Master Sifo-Dyas, who apparently was in charge of the whole cloning deal. And of course, Sifo-Dyas pulled that stunt entirely without asking the Jedi Council. Apparently, this guy was quite the rebel in his own right… just… not in a good way as far as the Jedi are concerned. But evidently, Sifo had figured they’d eventually need an army, even though the rest of the Jedi were all “Psh! You cray!”. But certainly no one was complaining when Yoda arrived in that gunship with a bunch of ready-to-fight-for-the-good-guys clonetroopers when droids and Geonosians had them surrounded! And ever since then, they’ve kinda dropped the subject. But now… the big questions have returned, and the Jedi are interested in getting some answers.
So they dropped by the temple library to get some answers. But things aren’t matching up… so Sifo-Dyas died trying to resolve conflict on Felucia, but exactly how is it the ship crashed? (OK maybe I’m just wondering that) And on top of that, the rest of the information on the case has been mysteriously locked up… by the supreme chancellor. Why am I NOT surprised about that? Yoda sends Obi-Wan and Anakin off to gather some dirt on Felucia, and Yoda decides to have a little talk with the Chancellor. Oooooh this is getting all so mysterious!!
But man oh man, am I the only one who shudders a little watching Yoda and Palpatine talk… kinda normally? It’s not the only time they’ve talked, I know, but as far as I can remember, the only time they’ve talked mano y mano! YeeEeeeEeeesh it just gives me the shivers… how is it this guy pulled off such a charade with such smart, strong Jedi around?! Just watching the Supreme Chancellor in this conversation… seeing him clearly play dumb and act like he doesn’t know stuff… I’ve been talking about how, throughout most of the episodes this season, he’s been particularly wily and sneaky and creepy, and yeah it’s all accumulating here. I mean, really… dude, we know you know something about all of this… a lot of somethings, actually. About Sifo-Dyas, about the clone army, about this wonderful plan of yours that the Jedi are completely oblivious to… all I can say is that he’s one good Sith, clearly, if he can play innocent around this amazing Jedi and not arouse his suspicions. Palpatine’s all “Hey look man, I wasn’t even in office at the time Sifo died. Go talk to Vallorum if you want answers!” and that’s what Yoda does… as the secret Sith gives his “little green friend” the creepiest, nastiest look ever upon his departure. Ohhh I literally got goosebumps people… YIKES.
As Yoda’s about to head out, he gets word from Obi-Wan and Anakin that, despite some communication difficulties with the Felucian natives, they’ve found out that another Jedi accompanied Sifo-Dyas on that fateful mission. The communication issues have kept them from knowing who it is, though, soooo yeah… “one of those days, it has been”, but at least Yoda’s got an idea where to head next.
So wow, it feels really crazy to be seeing ex-Chancellor Valorum in TCW. I honestly feel bad for the poor guy… he’d tried to do his best as chancellor back in the day and got kicked out of office by some swaggering Naboo senator (who, may we mention, turned out to be a Sith Lord). Ughhhh if he was going to get kicked out of office why couldn’t they have elected Bail Organa?!?! What grief you could have spared!! Sorry back on topic… the point was, it’s really interesting seeing Valorum again, no longer in the big chair, but doing all right, seemingly. Anyway, according to Vallorum, the reason for the secrecy was because Sifo was originally involved with some serious spice ring busting, and the then-chancellor didn’t want the very sensitive, potentially dangerous information to get out there at the time. But what he didn’t call for was that the Master would get sidetracked trying to make peace between the Felucian tribes, and well, not make it off the planet alive. So that explains the whole mix-up, I guess. As far as this other Jedi, Valorum has no clue what that was about, though he had sent his personal aide Silman along with Sifo-Dyas on that mission. Again, not exactly the info our heroes were looking for, but enough to lead them down another path, hopefully closer to finding the answer to their questions.
Meanwhile, yeahhh Sidious wasn’t too happy about this Sifo-Dyas mess coming up again, and he has to wonder if Dooku might’ve been responsible. The talk went over rather well, Sidious got his “stop-the-Jedi-at-all-costs” point across, Dooku got Force-choked by his boss’s hologram. Andddd I got a serious case of the heebie-jeebies watching the Darth do that. He don’t mess around, that’s for sure.
On the flipside, Obi-Wan and Anakin haven’t been able to find out anything about this Silman character from the natives, but they decide to take a turn to the Pikes, a crime gang on a moon nearish the locale where Plo found Sifo’s downed ship, to try and get some answers once more. And thankfully, the Pikes’ place isn’t all dust, dust, and more dust… our heroes dock into a relatively swanky set of digs, which leads to a long hallway where a guy of questionable integrity sits on a throne surrounded by “friends”. Looks like the dusty moon is also the perfect place to dig up some dirt (see what I did there?? Haha yeah I’m not funny). This guy of questionable integrity is somewhere between really cool and really creepy. Cool points go to his glowy purple eyes and his voice; creepy points go to his snakelike head and the whole “questionableness” about him. As per us'[ual], even though Anakin just plain wants to get it done and done, Obi-Wan takes a bit more colloquial route and willingly accepts a friendly drink from this dude of questionable integrity. Then Master Kenobi picks up on something… the necklace this guy’s wearing has what looks like Valorum’s crest… something that Silman guy probably wore. Our new friend isn’t too keen on talking about it, and naturally it takes Anakin about three seconds before he takes matters into his own hands. Yup, classic Anakin and Obi-Wan negotiating! Woo-hoo…! Eh, it kinda works. Surprise of surprises, this Silman guy’s alive! And our Pike friend is (seemly) happy to oblige in letting our heroes meet the guy. Apparently this Lord Tyrannus character wanted Sifo-Dyas dead and the Pikes were like “OK cool.” and helped in such, but decided to keep a hold on Silman, just in case. So amidst the bowels of this swanky hangout is a dungeon, and in one of those rooms lies someone who could seriously help our heroes piece together the puzzle. Orrrr maybe… not? Let’s just say that Silman’s not who he used to be; he’s kind of a quintessential crazy old man, except with a little extra insanity sprinkled on top. Hehe I love that Silman takes Anakin’s offering of food akin to Yoda’s taking Luke’s food in Episode V… well, except for the fact that Yoda wasn’t crazy like this guy is… er… yeah. Mainly because Silman decides to use it for a tea party with his grub friends. No I’m not kidding. OK, a little, it couldn’t be a tea party because he had no fine china! Sorry that really wasn’t funny. Anyway yeah poor Silman’s been down here for ten years with no one knowing he was alive, so yeah I can cut him some slack for his craziness. And what they don’t know is that just moments ago, Dooku walked in, Force-pushing and Force-choking anyone out of the way who dare cross him! Which becomes a real problem when said guy comes and Force-chokes Silman right before he was about to spill the beans on the whole thing. AW DANG. And Anakin and Obi-Wan don’t have time to be bummed out that they didn’t find out the truth… they kinda have to duel with Dooku now. Oh man it is an epicsauce lightsaber battle! My estimate is that this was the last time Anakin and Dooku fought, so wow… I will have to go watch Episode III sometime soon so I can see for myself if Anakin’s powers doubled since they last fought XD Ahhh the stunts! The close calls! The near-misses! The intensity! So much coolness! And then in a weird moment, the Pikes all come out in the middle of the duel and are all “You have no business with us, Tyrannus,” and Obi-Wan and Anakin are like “WHAT?!?! DOOKU IS THAT TYRANNUS DUDE?!”. I know I was all shocked like that too when I realized that that mooka is out of the bag! Dooku’s like “Dur ‘course I am. Again, bro, there is a Sith Lord involved here! I wasn’t doing all that monlogueing on Geonosis just to hear myself talk!” to which Obi-Wan’s like “Psh yeah right!”. But even with all the Pikes and their blasters and our Jedi heroes combined, Dooku still manages to slip out at just the right moment, all while lightsabering a few of our Pike friends while he’s at it. Just as the Count was headed off on his ship, Anakin made quite the impressive leap and gave one last duel in an effort to bring him down. But you know what Dooku always says… “When in doubt, down the ship!” (OK so he doesn’t actually say that but he probably would since he does that a fair amount), and that’s what he does… leaves Anakin hanging (literally), destroys the ship he’s standing on, and makes a jump over to his real ship and is gone. Yep that happened.
So wow… the Jedi did ask some questions and got some answers. Answers they don’t entirely like, like the whole “a Sith helped create our entire army” thing. They decide to keep this matter on the down-low, as they believe in their awesome troopers, but they don’t know what the rest of the galaxy would think. All our heroes know is that the bad guys are up to something seriously convoluted… and seriously awful. And all they can do is keep it secret…
OOOOOOH MYSTERIOUSNESS LEVELS AT A DANGEROUS HIGH!! Yeah seriously, this episode blew my mind in a good number of ways… and having already seen Voices that’s continued to blow my mind, and these episodes will only continue to blow my mind further as the story unfolds. The Clone Wars are going out with a bang. For. Sure.

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

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