Rebel Transmissions: The Wynkahthu Job

Finally, the Rebel Transmissions are back! Now that the holidays and head colds have passed, I can finally return to my Rebel writing with this week’s commentary on the wonderful episode The Wynkahthu Job. Read on.
NOTE: Contains spoilers from TCW episodes The Gungan General and “The Gathering” Arc, Rebels episodes Idiot’s Array, Brothers Of The Broken Horn, Steps Into Shadow, and The Wynkahthu Job

It’s time again for another Hondo job! Bring on that #OhnakaFever! It seems though that Ezra’s the only one smiling when the witty weequay walks in. Seems the rest of the crew’s a little sore after the whole skipping-town-with-the-ugnaughts-while-everyone-else-nearly-died incident recently. Y’know tbh I never really thought about them being mad about that. I mean, that’s just what Hondo does! And it’s not that he on purposely left them at the mercy of the Empire, he left a little before things went south. Ezra seemed cool with it, so I certainly had no complaints. Buuut then again I’m just used to Hondo (and love him to death). And of course, we all know Ez’s judgement in general was not great that particular day *coughnolongeralieutenantcommandercough* So yeah I could see why now the Ghost fam had a problem with the pirate. But no worries Captain Ohnaka’s got a plan in mind that’ll make everyone happy — oh and did I mention it involves AZMORIGAN — Hondo’s new partner-in-sorta-kinda-crime? OMG I don’t think I’ve ever seen Hera that mad. I remember being rather surprised seeing Hondo and Azmorigan in the same room in the season trailer, after all, Az kinda sorta tried to KILL HIM. I suppose when the treasure awaiting you is bigger than a bounty, you can afford to let bygones be bygones among your fellow scoundrels. Though money may make friends out of Hondo and Azmorigan, it don’t necessarily make friends out of Hera and Azmorigan. As if the comment about technically still owning her wasn’t bad enough, the guy literally picked his ears and… ugh… wiped it on the door controls. Yes I’d forgotten how gross Az was. But yet, he’s still such a great weird-in-the-best-way bad guy. Both of those rather uncouth moments had me laughing and cringing at the same time. Laughing mostly because Hera is absolutely so done with him. He should be so glad she didn’t have a tray on her right then XP Also it’s kind of hilarious watching Hondo flounder trying to not use potentially insensitive terminology around Kanan. “I knew you’d see it my way! Oh sorry…” Well he’s trying to be considerate so we’ll give him some points for that if nothing else. Kanan doesn’t seem bothered though… I wouldn’t be surprised if he kinda enjoyed listening to him squirm. Anyway, though there’s some bad blood between these crews right now, Hondo’s mention of barrelloads of proton bombs in an abandoned Imperial ship definitely gets their attention. Plan’s easy, the Rebs get some serious weaponry, the scoundrels get some major ka-ching-ka-ching, everyone’s a winner! Well, that’s more of a goal than a plan I guess. Because technically the abandoned transport’s caught in a major storm above Wynkahthu. That makes it significantly more challenging. With AP-5’s know-how and Zeb’s leadership, they just might make it though. Ezra’s rather offended though that he wasn’t put in charge of the mission he set up. And I’m all “yeah because the last mission you led went so spectacularly!” but it’s more than that. Hera doesn’t quite see Ezra leading + Hondo scheming adding up to success. Ez is majorly chummy with the old pirate and perhaps, in his endearing-but-sometimes-misguided way of trying to see the best in everyone, he doesn’t quite see Hondo for who he really is. At that moment I about stood up and said “BUT HONDO OHNAKA IS A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…!” and then I remembered the whole little thing where he held Anakin and Obi-Wan captive and might’ve *cough* zapped ’em for entertainment, and when he tried to steal kyber crystals from younglings, as well as a few other less-than-noble moments. And then I was all “OK so maybe Kanan and Hera have a point. And they don’t even know about those kerfuffles…” Yeees this should be fun though.
So the plan’s in motion. As long as Ezra does what he’s told, AP-5’s projected success rate of 38.5% isn’t accurate, and Azmorigan doesn’t fall down any more ladders, indeed this could be a win. Pfff I’m pretty sure Azmorigan’s the reason their chances aren’t higher 😛 One thing I absolutely love about this episode is seeing Zeb in charge, doing his boss Honor-Guard-Captain thang! We haven’t really had an opportunity to watch him in his element like this, mostly because in the past it was usually Kanan or Hera or one time Ezra in the lead on missions. And I’m sure, in part, it’s taken him some time to really want to be in that position again after past events. But he’s perfect for the job, especially since he’s had a longer military career than anyone in the Ghost crew. He knows what to do and how to do it and whoo he is so solidly awesome at it! NO ONE QUESTIONS THE PURPLE GUY! Hehe. Good thing we’ve got a solid leader because the Imp ship is dark, creepy, and apparently it has a ugnaught problem. Actually really it’s Hondo who’s got the ugnaught problem, in that this ugnaught works for him and isn’t happy Hondo left him here after they attacked the freighter and failed. In his defense, Ezra’s all “Welll from a certain point of view…!” XD Another reason Zeb makes a great leader is that he’s so intimidating he just knows how to make you listen. “Cargo hold now. I’ll rip your limbs off later” O.O See, it’s easy to assume he’s not serious because that’s not his nature that you know of, but the way he says it — and the fact alone he is an absolute fierce giant — would easily make one second-guess their defiance. It kinda works on Hondo at least. Oh my gracious this episode is so full of so many great little moments I could go on forever. Like the thing where Ezra lightsabers open the door just as Chopper turns out the power. That was so genius and it made what happens later even more genius! And of course, Zeb being so no-nonsense while Hondo and Azmorigan fight over the treasure like children. Things get tense pretty quickly though. All they’ve got to get the bombs from the freighter to the Ghost is a couple of winch cables. And don’t forget this is all happening in an insane storm that’s getting worse all the time. Then suddenly no one knows where Az went off to, and when Zeb goes off looking for him, he instead finds a few of the most utterly terrifying Imperial droids I’ve ever seen. It’s about then when the storm fries the controls and they start goin’ down. Hondo makes clear he doesn’t really care what happens to Azmorigan either way long as he’s got his moola (also drops a crate full of riches on Melch #Rude). And so Ezra sets off alone to find the others, and I’m guessing the old pirate’s no longer on the pedestal Ez put him on. Ezra’s desire to see the best in others is admirable, and I can be just like him in that way, to an extent. I definitely felt for him. I’ve enjoyed seeing this halfway-noble side of Hondo lately too. Just sometimes I get so caught up in his slightly-nicer self I forget that he can be a scoundrel when he wants to be. But even if Hondo’s not going to do the right thing, Ezra Bridger will.
We find Zeb and Azmorigan behind bars in the brig. Apparently AP-5 neglected to mention the Sentry Droids earlier. Let’s give AP a big hand for trying though! JK nope. And whoo yes how about those Sentry Droids? They’re most definitely all kinds of epic and awesome, but I’m honestly surprised they haven’t yet graced my nightmares. They are HUMONGOUS, and the way they walk and the echo of the floor beneath their feet make them seem even bigger. The low creepy vocalizations they make are perfectly shudder-inducing. Though I feel I often overuse the term “terrifying”, it truly feels the most appropriate word to describe them as a whole. Do not blame Azmorigan going all blaster-crazy for a minute. But hey, he actually brought it down! I love how even he can hardly believe he did something so brave while Zeb is all *facepalm* XD Unfortunately you blast one Sentry, all the rest of the Sentries will come join the party O.O Too bad the door has a gaping hole in it, huh? OMG I don’t know right now whether to I’m scared to death or about to die laughing! SO GENIUS. ALL OF IT. Hondo grabs some treasure and hops it aboard the winch back to the safety of the Ghost, with Azmorigan close behind riding the bombs. Even Chopper decides it’s a good time to jet. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF’?! YOU’RE A DROID!” XD XD After enough close calls with the Sentries, Zeb and Ezra just barely make it to the Ghost themselves. Especially after the droids blasted the winch and sent them falling. Not only should be thankful for Zeb’s superb leadership, but also his prehensile feet! And can’t forget Ezra’s lightsaber-deflecting skills. Man oh man the epicness of it all wow! In case you didn’t know, this is what real friendship and teamwork looks like, Hondo.
Though it might not’ve been the easiest path to get there, the Rebs did score a victory today with a lovely collection of proton bombs at their side. By far though, Hondo and Azmorigan got the best riches of all — FRIENDSHIP! No actually they got Melch. PFFF OMG I DIED. THIS ENDING. THIS IS SURELY ONE OF THE BEST ENDINGS IN STAR WARS HISTORY OMG. I CLAPPED AND LAUGHED SO HARD I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW. “Because… friendship is the greatest treasure…?” I love that the words clearly sound so foreign to him. He just does not get it. Someday perhaps he’ll figure it out. Someday. Until then, well, Force be with him… and Melch and Azmorigan too. They’re gonna need it 🙂
Yep that was a lot of fun. I’m sorry this wasn’t one of my more insightful posts, but it sure felt good to talk about all the funny moments and the serious moments and the edge-of-your-seat moments and all the other moments! Catch you again next week!

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

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Rebel Transmissions: Brothers Of The Broken Horn

Hello and welcome my friends to this fine blog! And yes I completely read that in Hondo’s voice, because Hondo is awesome and he’s returned for this lovely episode of Rebels! Actually I’m still reading this in Hondo’s voice. #OhnakaFever is real. Yeah OK you probably just want me to start this week’s Rebel Transmission already… but don’t think that the fangirling will stop or anything, ’cause it never does around here…
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Rebels episodes Idiot’s Array, Rebel Resolve, and Brothers Of The Broken Horn

Phototitle for Rebel Transmission 2x05

Today we catch Ezra in the middle of some blaster training with Rex, not doing all that great TBH. And before he knows it, Kanan interrupts to start Jedi training. Needless to say Ezra’s pretty much done right now with being a Rebel and a Jedi. Everyone’s a bit shocked at his statement… even Chopper drops the blaster-practice helmet in dismay. It’s impossible not to feel for him though, I mean, Ezra’s still a kid and he’s still trying to figure out all this, and now things have just gotten more complicated as of late. But Sabine cues them in to a crew meeting before any further conversation can be had. A few Rebel friends need some help ’cause their fuel cells are in short supply, so the mission today is a shopping trip at the black market! Whee! Except for Ezra and Chopper though, ’cause he’s a bit overdue on his chores. Man I can’t imagine balancing two types of training, a job as a Rebel, and regular chores all at once! I don’t blame him for not getting everything done. But Hera don’t mess when it comes to pulling your weight. So yep now to scrub the Ghost‘s hull. Whee… yeah Ezra can’t help but kinda wish things were simpler, like back in the day when he was a Lothal street rat. Well, you know what they say about being careful what you wish for… ’cause shortly thereafter comes a distress call from the Broken Horn. Ezra seizes this opportunity to not only get a little break from the ordinary, but to settle that debt he owes Vizago for good. After all, you can’t deny someone help when they need it, right? Now if only he could get the Phantom out of the Ghost… somewhere Hera sensed her ship just got some major paint scratches. Heh heh honestly I’m amazed Ezra knows how to fly that ship at all since Hera seemed far from interested in letting him drive her baby. So with Chopper at his side, young Bridger heads off to find out what help he might be able to give Vizago. Though things definitely get interesting when he boards the Horn… not a soul in sight. Chopper comes up with a slightly more interesting find though — fuel cells! And a whole lotta them! Though yeah can I just say Vizago’s ride’s a bit… creepy? I don’t know if maybe just the lights are out or something (but if I recall it was still pretty dark back on Rebel Resolve) or if it’s just heightened because there’s no one around but deactivated thug droids, either way, it’s pretty creepy. But there’s a much different vibe coming out of the cockpit; the radio’s blastin’ and someone else is fixin’ things up. And that someone is Hondo Ohnaka! Yes it’s so great seeing this old space pirate again! Been one of my favorite kinda-sorta-bad-but-not-really guys for a long while! Ah words cannot full describe how exciting it is getting to hang out with him again! And it’s quite fun watching Ezra interact with him for the first time. Apparently Hondo won the Broken Horn in a game of sabacc. And his droids with their nifty push-button controller. Color Ezra suspicious, but he knows how to play his cards right with this guy’s type. Hehe “cards”… I made a pun. So as long as no one’s telling the complete truth, Ezra introduces himself as Lando Calrissian. Interesting choice, considering he could’ve just pulled out his fake name, Dev Morgan, but it works. Yessss I can totally see the resemblance! They’re like twins! XP Hondo is automatically impressed and doesn’t question for a minute why he’s 15 and mustacheless. He’s been looking for a few good crewmembers and just knows that “Lando” would be a good fit. Poor Hondo’s no longer a captain of anything or anyone since the Empire got involved. Doesn’t even have his monkey-lizard anymore *sniffles*. Oh how I’d love to hear some of his mostly-true stories…! And then along came a star destroyer who didn’t like that the Horn was on their turf. Thankfully, Chopper fixes up that hyperspace in record time and off they go, ready for some serious ADVENTURE!! After all, Hondo’s convinced they already make one dynamic duo! And that leads to a small request on the Captain’s part; some help with Ezra on his next job. Ezra’s not terribly interested until Chopper shows off those lovely power generators the old pirate’s got stockpiled. Young Bridger wheels quite a deal that gets them both what they want. Good to see he’s not lost any of his street-savviness! Even better to see that he’s using that savviness to help others. And he’s also savvy enough to swipe that droid controller of his, just in case something goes wrong. Nice move, “Lando”… and good thing ’cause something does indeed go wrong. Enter Azmorigan. Yup can’t get away from this nasty guy for long can we? “I DON’T DEAL WITH WASHED-UP OLD RELICS” “Oh c’mon leave your wife out of this! There’s no need for such impropriety among thieves!” That was perfection Hondo XD XP I guess when you hold the sort of power Azmorigan holds, you can be a complete jerk over minute details. Well, admittedly it may’ve also been because Az doesn’t trust Hondo farther than he can throw him, and he’s worth a lot of bounty cash, but still! Seems a bit of an overreaction. At least, not worth shoving someone out into space for. To quote a great duro, “…if you’re gonna kill him, kill him like a man”. That is why they’ve got Chopper as backup. Also Azmorigan’s hilarious “Whaaaaaat??” could rival Jerry the Minion’s XD So anyway it seems Az’s got this in the bag, the generators, the bounty, and a couple of his newest enemies at his disposal… but then in charged one fierce little C1-1OP! He may be cranky but Chop definitely comes through in the clutch! There’re crates flying, blasters firing, and Ezra doing some sweet Jedi ninja moves (sorry that was dumb-sounding I know). Oh and then in the midst of the chaos Captain Ohnaka shoves Ezra out of the way of oncoming heavy machinery… gahhhh for the minute I thought he might be dead I was so so very messed up. We all love his pirate-y wit and his pirate-y wisdom, but it’s his not-so pirate-y heart that really stands out in a crowd. *Feels feels* Chopper won’t take none of Azmorigan’s crud though and comes in packin’ two deadly blasters. The image of him standing there seemingly wa-wa-ing “say hello to my little friend” is too perfect 🙂 And just when we thought Hondo was dead, he came to… just as the cart short-circuited and sent him sprawling out in the direction of the soul-sucking darkness of space. Been one of those days huh Cap’n? But Ezra doesn’t hesitate to Force-grab his comrade and saves him just in time. JUST BARELY. And then I stopped holding my breath. Le phew. Hondo’s quite pleased to find out Ezra’s a Jedi though. Claims he was BFFs with a Jedi. Heh I can imagine said Jedi wouldn’t necessarily think similarly, but nonetheless, it’s sweet he thinks so well of them. *Gets rush of feels recalling the events of The Gungan General* Also, a Pirate Jedi would make an awesome Halloween costume! Note to self, try that out next year if I’m not a Rogue One or Ep. VII charrie. OK sorry. So yeah after the moment of honesty, it looks like these two could easily be buddies. YAY FRIENDSHIP! Awwz just gotta hug it out! OK so maybe Ezra’s not too keen on that part 😛 Also Ezra’s still a bit suspic-y, so before he joins any pirate crews or gets some variety of shirley temple from the galley, he might take a little more of a look around. And turns out that Vizago might be here, hanging out in his own personal jail cell. Yes it would make sense that Hondo wouldn’t break out his own expensive drinks… anyway yeah Vizago vs. stun cannon didn’t go well. So now might be a favor time. Ah yes watching Ezra in between this charaltan scuffle is delightful. Bridger is so very much boss right now. Though yeah after this fiasco methinks Vizago won’t be calling it even. Guarantee you the next time they’re in line at the ice cream shop, or the gas station, or some other bizarre situation, it’ll be favor time. Heck the way he is I wouldn’t be surprised if the big V held it over the Rebs’ heads just because! But that is a problem for another day, ’cause whoop-de-doo Hondo took the Phantom. But at least Vizago’s more than happy to escape-pod Ezra on outta there. Pfff his grumpy “I hate children” reminds me of Gru XD But funny story — as it turns out, the Phantom was on autopilot the whole time, and docked back with the Ghost without any trouble at all. And what does Ezra return to but a storytelling sesh with Hondo to the crew! Ezra does have to set some of the facts straight, but as Gandalf once said “all good stories need a little embellishment” 🙂 Kanan and Hera seem to be enjoying this. And so with everyone happy and settled, Hondo goes on his way on good terms with Ezra and his crew. And Ezra has a greater appreciation for where he is and who he is now. Aww all the good feels up in here! :3
And with that our wonderful little adventure comes to a close. So glad you could come along, my friends! And yes I am still talking like Hondo! So I better just end this madness before a bounty ends up on my head for driving you crazy.

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight

Rebel Transmissions: Idiot’s Array

Hello, what have we here? Another Rebel Transmission! And if you’re wondering why I’m talking like Lando Calrissian… please stop reading this, go and watch this episode, and then come back. Because yeah this awesome episode involves everyone’s favorite old smoothie! No not Han… though that would make sense since Lando called him an “old smoothie”, but in this case I’m referring to Lando! If I were referring to Han I’d be calling him “everyone’s favorite scoundrel” or “everyone’s favorite nerf herder” or something of that sort. Wow I am just chatty as a bird today aren’t I? Just excited! After a handful of emotionally-stirring, heartstring-tugging, tear-shedding episodes, Idiot’s Array brings us back to the more lighthearted side of the show with all the Ghost fam’! So let’s get started shall we?
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Episode III, Episode IV, Episode V, Episode VI, Zorba The Hutt’s Revenge, and Rebels episodes Empire Day, Path Of The Jedi, and Idiot’s Array.

We start off at a familiar old joint, the same we saw back in Empire Day. Though we get to see it from the outside… and it literally has a Republic gunship built into it! Seriously it never ceases to wow me when I see those subtle ties to the world fifteen years past. Kanan was here, asking the Ithorian barkeep for some potential work. While Zeb plays Sabacc with a couple of strangers. Somehow just knowing it’s Sabacc immediately makes me think “Zeb’s gonna lose”. Between incidents involving the Falcon, and in one of Paul and Hollace Davids’ books, Cloud City’s casinos, it seems that there’s a hit-or-miss ratio in this game… and Lando was the loser in both the ones I mentioned! But yeah I love how well they concealed Lando’s presence. If not for all the footage of him going around prior to the episode’s debut I probably wouldn’tve picked up on it either! But yeah even Chopper knows this won’t end well, as he bangs his dome against the table. Seriously is it just me or does Chopper get more entertaining to watch each episode? 😀 As far as the “job hunt”? Old Jho redirects Kanan to the gentleman at the Sabacc table, who might be looking for a pilot. Once Kanan gets over there… it seems that Zeb might’ve bet Chopper in their little game. Kanan objects for ten seconds before seeing that there’s seemingly no way Zeb could lose. And those of us in the audience immediately mutter “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”, because again, the hit-or-miss ratio in this game. It can’t be that easy, right? Chopper’s clearly saying “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!” XD But yeah Chopper and all of us are right. The only thing that can trump a “sabacc” is an “idiot’s array”. And Chopper goes and bangs his dome again. So the winner and apparently Chop’s new owner is… Lando Calrissian! YUS this guyyy!! Once I first heard that he was going to be in the next episode and saw his Rebels look, I exploded in fangirliness. I mean, it’s been great having Billy Dee Williams himself playing Lando for the Lego world (in both The Yoda Chronicles and The Lego Movie), but there’s definitely something just amazing about seeing him in the amazing animation and awesome visual style in Rebels. That first cocky expression he makes…! I about died squee-ing! This episode reminded me why I love this guy so much. Ahhhh I need to watch Empire Strikes Back now!! *Ahem* so anyway… yeah the guys are in troooooooublllllle…
So you know something’s wrong when Chopper comes in griping, Zeb says “I can explain…”, and the three are joined by an uninvited new guy. Kanan introduces him to the others, letting them know they’re intending to help him get past the Imperial blockade. Hera picks up pretty fast that something’s up, but that’s just what she do. And once Lando mentions that he’ll be returning their droid along with their payment, Hera is not happy. We’re talking using-Zeb’s-full-name not happy. And when Zeb throws the blame back to Kanan… she literally goes and slugs him in the arm. Yup this is why we don’t cross Captain Syndulla. Hehe I love how Kanan shrugs like “hey that’s just Hera for you, whatcha gonna do?” XD So now the Ghost crew doesn’t have much choice in helping out Mr. Calrissian. Off they go…!
And they haven’t gotten far before Lando interjects some of his charm into the conversation… ermargosh the way he sorta compliments Hera’s piloting skills and the way she rolls it off…! Priceless. So much priceless. Gotta love that swag, am I right? OK Hera’s not loving it, and Kanan shoots quite the look of disapproval in his direction. Chopper seems to be enjoying himself a bit, though, ’cause now that he’s Lando’s droid, he doesn’t have to take orders from the Ghost crew anymore. So Lando takes advantage of this and asks Chop for a tour, which the little booger does without question. Ah ironyyyy. And THEN he brings him coffee! We all know that this was part of the droid’s little plan to take Mr. Calrissian’s fuel in the end, but for a while it seemed that all that charm of his was working on Chopper. Ezra doesn’t seem terribly impressed either. Especially after Lando compliments Sabine’s artwork. Ohhhmergosh… XD He compared it to that of another great anti-Empire artist’s work, but “more stunning”. That’d be like someone telling me my art outdid that of Jason Deamer, or Carter Goodrich, or Killian Plunkett! And this pretty much one-upped any compliment Ezra made on her art because Lando has something to compare it to. Yeah methinks Ezra feels Lando to be too smooth for his own good. And the way Zeb is holding back laughing at the whole scene XD Yes whether you’re Han, or Ezra, or to a lesser extent perhaps Kanan… smoothness is overrated.
So on their way to Lando’s supplier’s place, well… yeah… “You got the goods?” “…Always.” THAT LOOK ON HIS FACE. HERA’S EYEROLL. KANAN’S DISAPPROVING GLARE. CAN’T. EVEN. OK so anyway, Lando’s got this as he, Hera, and Kanan board. Or so he says. Just sayin’, this ship does have escape pods. And yes behind every swaggy scoundrel is a dude you don’t want to cross paths with. In this case, Azmorigan. Yeahhh… just watching him eat like he does made me immediately check my manners while eating. Props to his voice actor though, who I believe was Chi Fu in Mulan. He’s got what Lando wants… and Lando happens to be offering up a fabulous deal on a TWI’LEK. On HERA. WHUT. And now we’re torn as to whether Calrissian knows what he’s doing or if something’s seriously wrong here. And good question; Lando didn’t know the ship he’d be riding on would have a Twi’lek captain… so what was he originally going to trade? Or was he intending to trade whoever was on board? It’s all a mystery. Anyway, Kanan wasn’t really fond of this deal, but Hera is a bit more savvy that he knows and goes along with it. It’s definitely interesting watching this. When they were introducing the Rebels cast for the first time, I loved that the captain was a girl Twi’lek, mainly because, well, who was the first girl Twi’lek in Star Wars? Oola, the unfortunate dancer who got eaten by the rancor. It’s a completely common sight in the SW universe, seeing Twi’lek ladies in seedy places. Hera’s far from that, and is a self-reliant, caring, strong individual who doesn’t take crud from anyone. So yeesh it must’ve been weird for her to suddenly kinda play the role of the naive slave girl. She may play her voice a little bit softer, but the looks she’s shooting Lando’s way are not too sweet. And so, Kanan and Lando return back to the Ghost without their captain. Lando’s chill with it, as he believes Hera will stick to the plan. The “plan” being the one he vaguely hinted at earlier. Kanan is so not happy right now. First Chopper, and now Hera! Greaaaaat. And what was it that Lando was willing to trade for Hera for? He calls it “sophisticated mining equipment”, and tells Zeb and Ezra not to startle it. Real smart. Leave a box with something mysterious inside alone with these two. Honestly Lando you have no one to blame but yourself for what happens later.
Sooo how’s Hera enjoying the new master? Not so much. Azmorigan’s not as bad as Jabba… but he’s not really much better either. I did find it funny how much he really digs into that fruit, and then two seconds later throws the thing over his shoulder like trash. Thankfully he’s more into his food than his Twi’lek right now, ’cause Hera’s sticking to her own plan. Yup, it’s amazing what a food tray can do! Along with a little sweet-talking, you can do pretty much anything… or at least escape from this punk’s ship. Hehe I’m getting all these Indiana Jones vibes right now… 🙂 Like a boss, Captain Syndulla. Like. a. boss.
And right on schedule, Lando spots the escape pod Hera took. “…You really should have more faith in our captain,” “Our captain?”. Might Kanan be a little jelly? I’m sure he’d deny it if you asked him. So Hera made it off that pod and back on board without any problem. Though Lando did not quite expect the greeting he got from her… dang that must’ve hurt. And did anyone pick up on the way his voice kinda went up a couple of octaves after that blow? Yeah, now you know even more why we don’t cross the captain. Oh and new problem: Imperial blockade. Hera asks him what exactly he was smuggling that was so important, and it seems Zeb and Ezra have already discovered that for themselves. A chubby little critter that soon reveals itself to be a puffer pig. It makes Ezra and Zeb give chase and gets looks from everyone else. Oh, and the whole frightening experience may have triggered the whole “puffer” part of “puffer pig”… it expands. A lot. Like the whole hallway’s width. Kanan won’t even ask. I have to say the puffer pig might be one of my fave SW critters now. Right up there with tauntauns, monkey-lizards, mookas, whatever Boga is, and a bunch of others I don’t know the name of. She’s quite the adorable little piggy isn’t she? Also, she’s the perfect mining tool, a digger with a nose for precious minerals. And something that would go undetected by radar after the last mining-equipment-smuggling job he pulled here. But to make sure the Imperials don’t pick up on who they are, Lando sends out Chopper to fix that cloaking device. And again, Chopper is a good little droid and does just that. The Ghost was about to get through with flying colors… and then Ezra overheard Lando asking about purchasing some of Sabine’s art. You’d think a twentysomething smuggler wouldn’t be worth worrying about at his age, but Ezra is willing to climb over an inflated puffer pig to give Lando some choice words. But then Ezra stepped on the pig’s head, startled it again, made it expand again (while plastering young Bridger onto the roof), and the force threw Zeb into the control panel, turning off their cloaking. Much facepalm. And onward cometh the TIEs! With Miss Puffer Piggy blocking the door, it’s just Zeb and Kanan at the controls, trying to figure out how to fly and shoot at the same time. It’s a bit of a challenge until Hera brilliantly suggests to take a turn into the clouds, which ultimately steers the team to victory!
Finally the Ghost touches back down on Lothal at Lando’s little neck of the woods. But so much for getting paid and hitting the road, because… yup, Azmorigan showed up. With bodyguards. And guns. And he wants his pig and his Twi’lek back. Oh, and to “bury Calrissian”. Yeah let’s just say the negotiations were short. Really short. ‘Cause before you know it Azmorigan’s shooting all over the place and his men are shooting all over the place. In the midst of the battle, Ezra pulls out his new ‘saber… except that he’s using it to shoot energy blasts. I love Kanan’s response; “Wait… mine doesn’t do that!” XD XD Good point, do you think any Jedi has ever had a multi-use lightsaber like that before? Like, in the way that it shoots and ‘sabers? I don’t know, but it couldn’t be more perfect for him. After all, now he can carry his lightsaber for when he needs it without arousing Imperial suspicion and still be able to fight baddies when need be! Maybe he should offer to built these extensions onto the lightsabers of other surviving Jedi, that’d be cool. Though considering Obi-Wan’s doesn’t have one I guess it didn’t catch on. Though our team does have a secret weapon — the pig. After Zeb scares the poor thing again, Miss Puffer Piggy inflates and actually bounces like an oversized balloon into the paths of Azmorigan’s gunmen. Zeb gives the expression that seems to say “What… just happened?” and Sabine’s all “IDK but I’m just gonna roll with it”. And all the while, Chopper is bent on getting this fuel tank into the Ghost. But then alas… Azmorigan has Zeb at gunpoint and makes a deal: Lando for Zeb and all their freedom. Kanan and Ezra don’t bat an eyelash and agree to this. But Hera has other plans. Because guess who was at the guns inside the Ghost? Chopper! Yeah Azmorigan and his goons were outta there in a hurry.
Ultimately, it seems things went… mostly well. The payment Lando intended to give them was to take place after his pig found something of value. So the most they got out of this deal was Chop back. Hera makes it clear that Lando still owes her big-time. But Mr. Calrissian still brushes it off in the cool and confident way he does. He promises Chopper they’ll meet again… and I say “YESYESYESYES!!” to that, though our heroes may have some differing opinions on that matter 🙂 But in the end, it did give the gang a greater appreciation of their faithful droid and their faithful captain. Hurhur Ezra doesn’t miss a beat though “I always appreciated you, Sabine” “Yes Ezra I know…” XD And Chopper stole Lando’s fuel. So the crew’s got what they need to fight another day. Woot teamwork! But turns out that Lando had fully intended for them to take the fuel as payment. Aw, you ol’ smoothie 😀
So that was awesome. Seriously seriously awesome! I thank you all for joining me on this fabRebelous journey through Idiot’s Array (sorry terrible pun I will never do it again *crosses fingers*). So until we meet again, Star Wars fans!

Keep The Peace,
– Twilight