Rebel Transmissions: The Honorable Ones

I’m well-aware my timing is terrible. Here we are, hours away from the thrilling season finale and I’m still four posts behind! While it would be easy to just skip all these episodes and write a post on the newest episode, I care enough about the journey and the amazing things that have happened in these last few episodes that I’m still gonna go through them chronologically! So let’s turn back the clock a bit to the one where Zeb and Kallus get stranded on a moon and craziness ensues, The Honorable Ones. Oh this should be fun πŸ™‚
NOTE: Contains spoilers from Episode II, Episode VII, TCW episode Duel Of The Droids, and Rebels episodes Droids In Distress, Breaking Ranks, Legends Of The Lasat, and The Honorable Ones

We start things off with a place we haven’t seen in quite a long while — Geonosis. The Ghost crew finds that the Empire’s working on something out here… but what and why? They don’t find any answers to that, but instead find a much bigger question… where are all the Geonosians? Chopper’s scans pick up on nothing, and Ezra senses no life. Yeeesh is that not creepy? A planet once quite literally crawling with life now just… lifeless? Pff that Empire. Shows how grateful they are! A Geonosian takes the time to design an ultimate weapon for ya and how do they return it? Either they wiped ’em out or put them all to work. However you spin it, it’s not looking terribly promising. Definitely interested in what this absence means. I mean, they may be a rather frightening bunch but those bugs are people too! Kanan, Ezra, Zeb, and Sabine head out to one of the construction modules to investigate. Already Kanan and Hera are starting to see a pattern here in the way things usually go on these missions. And Zeb sees that pattern too, as he somehow realizes they’re walking into a trap just as a nasty Imperial astromech opens the door for some ‘troopers. And leading the way would be Mr. High-And-Mighty-Sideburns himself, Agent Kallus. Oh joy. As Han put it, “man I hate being right all the time”. The rest of the crew handles the storms the boss way they do, while Zeb takes on Agent K the boss way he does. Considering his incredibly smug opening line, I’m guessing Kallus has known for a while that the Rebs survived after their seemingly imminent destruction a few episodes back. So yes it’s pretty much inevitable, if you put Kallus and Zeb in the same room they’re going to fight. It’s just science. Another fact of life is that if some Imp-droid starts messing with his crew, Chopper will OWN YOUR FACE! (Or would that be dome?) Boy I would not want to be that droid right now… Chop body-checked him solidly! Recalling TCW Duel Of The Droids, it seems astros tend to fight with their tools, like their prods and oil and such, more so than anything else. Chop, on the other hand, is a wrestler. A brawler. He fights dirty, in a good way. And his proud “Whoop-whoop” clearly states he knows how awesome he is. BUT THEN THE IMP-DROID GETS BACK UP!! AND HE’S GOT A PROD!! Chopper’s all “Puh-lease” and uses his little arms and karate-chops the snot out of that guy, only using his prod to deliver the final blow. Seriously I have so much respect for his fighting skills now. Hands up if you’d like to see him in a Big Hero 6 botfight! *Raises hand excitedly* Sorry wrong fandom what were we talking about again? Oh yeah Chopper saved everybody. Well, almost everybody. Someone was still preoccupied fighting his worst enemy. Zeb tells Ezra he’ll catch up with them in a minute. Just right after he kicks Kallus in the gut and knocks down a few stormtroopers and hitches a ride on an escape pod. But that plan changes pretty quickly as Agent K catches up with him and they start a scuffle in the already-too-small escape pod AS IT’S MOVING. And the Ghost crew can’t help much ’cause they’ve got problems of their own and they’re spelled T-I-E-S and W=A=L-K-E-R-S. The fighting sorta makes their pod veer off a tad off-course to a nearby moon and they make quite a crash landing. Yes that kids is what’s called “a major understatement”. It went really badly, and Kallus got really hurt. At least now that the family’s got their little problem out of the way, they can get to work on finding Zeb. And Ezra’s not taking any of Chop’s crud about it.
As for our dueling duo, with Kallus’ leg out of commission, it seems Zeb most definitely has the upper hand. K’s more than a little freaked out, which is kind of really enjoyable to watch because he’s usually so overly confident. But the Captain would much rather finish the fight like men. For a second Kallus gets his mojo back and starts singing the Empire’s praises and the inevitability of the Rebs’ defeat and gets really close to grabbing his borifle. And Zeb’s all “NOT ON MY MOON YOU’RE NOT!” and snatches his weapon out of reach. And Kallus suddenly remembers “oh yeah I’m in pain OW”. So with no fighting about to happen, it looks like the two are just gonna have to sit this one out until they can finish it. Kallus turns off his fight mode for a minute to point out they need to find something to help keep them warm before it gets frostier than it already is. Hehe he’s still not hurt enough to turn off his high-and-mighty switch yet though, as he points out “NO THIS IS NOT GEONOSIS THIS IS ITS MOON, DOI.” Zeb just rolls him off his shoulders and goes about his own business. Once Zeb fixes up the transponder, all they have to do is wait. Kallus is very convinced the Empire’ll be the first to get here and that Zeb’s friends are gone baby gone. He makes the best conversation ever, just bragging on how many Rebel-sorts they convince to join the Empire on the daily. Orrelios handles him well, throwing back “Yeah maybe but guess how many folks are done with the Empire and join us on the daily?”. Well. Played. Also, I used the term “folks” but he used the term “beings” and I really like now knowing how to appropriately address all SW people. I’m not a fan of calling them “aliens” or “nonhumans” so that just makes infinitely more sense. Anyway sorry just a neat thought. And then goody their power cell goes out. Zeb must be furrier than he looks ’cause he’s literally wearing no sleeves and shorts and doesn’t look cold at all, while Kallus is wearing long sleeves and is shivering like a chihuahua. Aww poor baby. Granted those Imperial grays are probably built more for looks than for comfort. So I’ll cut him some slack. Plus, he is freezing on top of being in pain. Zeb happens upon a glowing meteorite that radiates heat as a replacement. And actually gives it to K first. Huh interesting. With a frightening growl echoing off the walls from the inside of the cave, the Agent starts to question the point of all this. How could they possibly survive this junk? Thankfully the Captain ain’t one to give up. Maaaan just goes to show you how different the perspectives of the Empire and the mini-Alliance are. Zeb figures the transponder will reach better above the cave, so logically climbing up out of the cave is the answer. Unfortunately for all this logic, it’s easier said than done. Even with claws icy walls are unforgiving. Kallus enjoys watching him fall down a bit more than he probably should XD Andddd then in walks the beastie we were hearing from earlier. And it’s big and scary and 100% deadly. Yet another understatement. Zeb hits the monster with everything he’s got, but it doesn’t do much damage. Kallus has a chance to finally grab his weapon, and after a minute of trying to decide who was more important to shoot, he starts firing at the beast too, driving it away from Zeb. Together they manage to drive it back into the shadows where it came from. What is this? Is that teamwork I see? Whuuuuuut?? O.O But then they sorta get on the subject of the Geonosis thing and all teamwork goes out the window as Zeb has some thoughts on the whole survival-of-the-fittest adage Agent K lives by. Kallus is all “Uhh I dunno what happened there I never asked!”. Whoaaa wait did Kallus… just…? Admit he didn’t know everything?? MIND. BLOWN. Kallus can’t find any logical reason as to why the Empire would want to wipe out the Geonosians. Zeb tells him he might want to try thinking harder. Changing the subject, the Agent is all “y’know if you want to get out of here you’re gonna need my help”. Zeb begrudgingly agrees and starts fashioning Kallu’s borifle into a makeshift splint. Captain Orrelios shakes his head again at the idea of him treating the powerful weapon as a trophy, and then Agent K casually says “Wellllllllll it’s not really a trophy…” WHAT. He explains that actually he only had it because the Lasat he fought gave it to him after his defeat, something Lasat do out of honor. He was just being a good ISBN agent and doing what he was told. All that “LASAT! FACE MEH!” “I TOOK IT FROM HIM WHEN I KILLED HIM!” stuff was just his attempt at making himself bigger somehow. This seems to surprise Zeb a good bit, but he still doesn’t have any sympathy to offer. But wait there’s more — on his first mission, a Lasat Rebel cruelly injured Kallus and his crew, and killed his team without a shred of honor. Um. Wow. This just got real. Kallus’ jerkiness all the way back on Droids In Distress also probably had something to do with a general problem with Lasat. I mean dude it sounded like those guys were his friends! You don’t think of Imps having friends, but when you think about the camaraderie of the cadets in Breaking Ranks, you realize it’s not unheard of. And ughh thinking there’s some guy out there who has the nerve to dub himself a Rebel…! I mean, even though stormtroopers get blasted and walloped on the regular by the Ghost crew they never intend to do more than injure them! Zeb’s all “you can’t judge all Lasat by one bad Lasat”, to which Kallus utters “well the same should go for us Imperials, too.” Again MIND. BLOWN. This whole thing is MIND. BLOWN. At least for me anyway Zeb still hasn’t let his guard completely down. He’d rather throw his borifle through the hole above than trust K to it (and also wow what a throwing arm! Half-expected he’d throw Kallus up there too XD). And so with the commanding sideburns on his shoulders, the dueling duo heads on up, climbing the icy pillars instead of the wall for a change. And then returneth the giant ice lizard! And with a friend this time! I absolutely love Kallus’ line “The goal here is not to fall!” XD XD Thank you Agent Obvious. I can promise you I will quote that the next time I’m in a situation where I could fall. I might even quote that when I’m not in that kind of situation. Continuing in adding to the list of things that made Kallus suddenly a billion times more relatable, his freaking out when the beasts start snapping up at them is priceless. And also yeah very very relatable. I would do the same probably. Actually forget “probably” I would do it. Ultimately it did come down to Zeb throwing the Agent, but in this case, throwing him at an angle where his borifle splint would get stuck in the ceiling. Then Zeb slipped right off the pillar and RIGHT ON THE ICE LIZARDS! Captain Orrelios has no problem ultimately grabbing the Agent and tossing him out of the cave. But getting himself out… now therein lies the problem. He barely had a grip on the mouth of the cave, and then he looked up and saw Kallus pointing the borifle at him. Well, actually, at the beasts. And then he offered his rival a hand. OH MY GOODNESS THE TEAMWORKNESS IT IS BEAUTIFUL! On the incredibly frigid surface, all they can do is wait for someone to find them. And as they’re waiting… Kallus sorta apologizes regarding the purge of Lasan. It most certainly didn’t start out that way until the Empire decided to “make an example” out of them. Zeb finally offers something that sorta looks like the tiniest bit of forgiveness, saying that the past is in the past. And also gives him his name πŸ™‚ Would’ve been nice for Kallus to give his but it must’ve been something incredibly embarrassing. I’ve started calling him Marion Kallus now just because I can XD But seriously what went down here today is amazing. When I first found out about this episode, I was truly fascinated; normally in situations like this where two enemies or rivals are forced to fight a common evil, they become friends, or at least gain a greater respect for each other. But how could you have any respect, let alone befriend, someone who killed your people? I didn’t think that could happen. But that’s why SW and the people who make it know better than I do, ’cause they found a way it completely made sense and was completely amazing. More on that later. Of course they’re not exactly best friends riding rainbows or anything. They are both incredibly mortified to wake up finding they were leaning on each other XD Upon waking, however, it looks like Zeb’s friends got here first. Before he goes, this once-dueling duo exchange a respectful Lasat farewell. So much wow again at how far they’ve come in such a short time. The Ghost crew is ecstatic to see their friend again. Might be cold out there but this reunion gave me all the warm fuzzies. Though Ezra’s pretty much been out there two seconds too long… “OH YOU’RE COLD?” XD So all went wonderfully and Zeb is back home where he belongs! As for Kallus though… well, if it weren’t for the fact that Star Destroyer was in space, I’dve thought Kallus walked all the way back. And instead of a warm welcome from friends who are practically family, he gets a pretty meh “greeting” (if we can call it that) from Konstantine. He’s all like “What? You were gone?” and walks away. And now he sits alone in his boring basic quarters, where the only warm thing he has is that meteorite. By his dejected slump, I think it’s safe to say he’s ready to start some serious thinking…
And that was when I truly starting sobbing. If you had told me that one episode could change my entire opinion on the guy I’d been dubbing as the “jerkiest of them all”, I might’ve been skeptical. Well, it happened. IT COMPLETELY DID HAPPEN. What made it happen was realizing that there was more to him than we knew. It’s what made this episode make perfect sense, it’s what made it easy to have respect for someone who seemed to never give any respect himself. No, I wasn’t sure there was a way to even come close to befriending someone like Kallus, or finding compassion for someone like Kallus. But again, that’s why I’m just the dumb padawan and they’re the masters. And the truth to it all is just flat-out amazingly beautiful. Everyone’s fighting a battle, even those who look like they’re on top of the world. Maybe if we all got caught on frozen moons fighting ice lizards, we might be able to get past some of our far more petty disagreements. OK so I’m realizing that sounds completely loony but it’s still got some truth to it. Seriously WOW what an EPISODE! I’m excited to see where Agent Kallus’ story goes from here and where his destiny will ultimately lie. So thank you for joining me today. Forgive me if there’s anything I neglected to discuss on this. Now if you don’t mind there’s some major feels I need to prepare myself for tonight…

Keep The Peace,
– TWilight

P.S. Alsooo if anyone wants to know who i came out as on the Zeb or Kallus personality quiz…

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